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Samantha mentioned to her friend Janet that her boyfriend Jack sneaked up behind her last night while she had just got out of the shower and gave her a sneaky snowman. She also mentioned that she found the experience "shockingly refreshing".
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Get the Sneaky Snowman mug.Technology Specialist and former US Intelligence employee. Passionate about his Country’s Constitution 🇺🇸. Revealed that Intelligence of his country & Western Intelligence in general (the Five eyes alliance), was developing, and is using advanced technology, for domestic purposes; to spy on 👀, and persecute its own its citizens; without justification, cause, or court approval; including the allies of the west, including, politicians & leaders, such as Angela Merkel; operating outside the Law. Edward Snowden currently has safety in Russia.
“The National Security Agency monitored the phone conversations of 35 world leaders ... according to a classified document provided by whistleblower Edward Snowden”
~ The Guardian, Friday 25 Oct 2013
“The National Security Agency monitored the phone conversations of 35 world leaders ... according to a classified document provided by whistleblower Edward Snowden”
~ The Guardian, Friday 25 Oct 2013
The most recent pinned tweet from Edward Snowden’s Twitter account ...
“When a crooked politician calls me traitor, ask yourself: who did I betray? The courts have ruled repeatedly that the programs I revealed were unlawful, and likely unconstitutional—a violation of your rights.
If this is treason, what they call loyalty is a crime”
The 4th Amendment 🇺🇸 of the US Constitution ...
“The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no Warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause, supported by Oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the place to be searched, and the persons or things to be seized”
“I do not want to live in a world where everything I do and say is recorded”
~ Edward Snowden 🇺🇸
“I will splinter the CIA into a thousand pieces and scatter it into the wind”
~ John Fitzgerald Kennedy 🇺🇸
“My thinking on the Assange pardon is very simple: setting aside all else, Trump will either be remembered as the first President since JFK who from his first to last day in office was hated by the NSA, CIA, and FBI, or as the one who caved to pressure at the very last moment”
~ Edward Snowden 🇺🇸
“If you judge a man by his enemies, I'm doing pretty well”
~ Edward Snowden 🇺🇸
“When a crooked politician calls me traitor, ask yourself: who did I betray? The courts have ruled repeatedly that the programs I revealed were unlawful, and likely unconstitutional—a violation of your rights.
If this is treason, what they call loyalty is a crime”
The 4th Amendment 🇺🇸 of the US Constitution ...
“The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no Warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause, supported by Oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the place to be searched, and the persons or things to be seized”
“I do not want to live in a world where everything I do and say is recorded”
~ Edward Snowden 🇺🇸
“I will splinter the CIA into a thousand pieces and scatter it into the wind”
~ John Fitzgerald Kennedy 🇺🇸
“My thinking on the Assange pardon is very simple: setting aside all else, Trump will either be remembered as the first President since JFK who from his first to last day in office was hated by the NSA, CIA, and FBI, or as the one who caved to pressure at the very last moment”
~ Edward Snowden 🇺🇸
“If you judge a man by his enemies, I'm doing pretty well”
~ Edward Snowden 🇺🇸
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