Snarted

Sneeze & fart at the same time. Past tense.

Today, I snarted at work in front of a customer.

by Hillbilly Holler March 6, 2023

Snaredise

A drum set optimized so every component, when struck, sounds like a snare drum.

Person: "Why the fuck does the hi-hat sound like a drum?
Drummer: "It's a snaredise."

by porcupine man January 10, 2024

Snarted

Accidentally and or unintentionally pushing out a booger or snot when sneezing, usually with quite some force. Closely related to the act of sharting, but now from the other end.

*Achoo!*
"Ah dude, I just snarted"

by JullieDullieBullie February 24, 2025

Snarted a snooger

When you sneeze fart and cough up a snooger at the same time.

I snarted a snooger on our first date and oh well, that was fun while it lasted.

by Chachi Comachi February 27, 2025