Snapple Factory

Someone who is always making tea and drama and has a lot of tea about them

Omg the Kardashians are a whole Snapple Factory they’re always involved in some scandal and drama!

Seth Elkins? Girl I got allllllll the tea, that boy is a Snapple Factory goddam he alaways has something going on...

by LitBitch297 March 11, 2019

snapplemamas

"snapplemamas" is a word used to define a sexy god who posts amazing content, and never misses.

"Dang, did you see that post on TikTok?"
"Yeah, that creator is definitely a snapplemamas."

by appplejuice March 9, 2021

Snapple Rich

Delco at heart. My in laws were at a graduation party. The host had a bar full of snapple drinks. Not just the regular size, but the larger ones. One of the kids had one, did not finish it, and brought it home. Later the kid said that the hosts must have been rich. So, now we say snapple rich.

They must be snapple rich!

by Tdent465 June 23, 2022

Louisville Snapple

When having sex with a woman who you know is a squirter, collect her glory juice in a Snapple bottle and then reuse it as lubricant with another partner.

I was able to get a bottle of Louisville Snapple the other day and now I don't have to worry about getting KY for the girl I'm banging tonight.

by Roobrocop July 7, 2014

Oh Snapple!

The Term "Oh Snapple!" Is An Exclamatory Phrase;A Playful Indication Of Surprise, Misfortune, Or Insult. The Term Derives From The Phrase "Oh Snap". The Origin Of The Word Is Random. The Term Was Invented At Hanna High School In Brownsville, Texas By Stephanie. See OH SNAP,Also Holy Shit

David: Oh What The Whale,Look At Perla's Fat!
Stephanie: Oh Snapple! She's Got Laura's Syndrome!

by David Gonzalez January 17, 2006

snapple fact

n.
-a fact found under a cap of a snapple bottle

see snapple cap

real snapple facts

#1 A Goldfish's attention span is three seconds.

#2 Animals that lay eggs don't have belly buttons.

#3 Beavers can hold their breath for 45 minutes under water.

#4 Slugs have four noses.

#5 Camels have three eyelids.

#6 A honey bee can fly at 15mph.

#7 A queen bee can lay 800-1,500 eggs per day.

#8 A bee has five eyes.

#9 The average speed of a housefly is 4.5 mph.

#10 Mosquitoes are attracted to people who just ate bananas.

by make.a.wish April 1, 2009

snapple cunt

An annoying know-it-all. Someone who thinks they have all the answers, but really they don't. Snapple cunts are useless.

The origin of 'snapple' comes from the useless snapple facts (the little facts on the back of snapple-drink lids)

Conor: Please pick on me, I know the correct answer to the question!

Teacher: Shut up, you're such a snapple cunt.

by john lickayack April 4, 2009