Snail

To put two fingers in the anus and a fist in the vagina; resembles a snail.

"Nathan just snailed me so hard last night!"
"Oh my god! Did you leave a snail trail?"
"Fuck yea m8"

by aregnilrac July 7, 2015

Snail

When you ejaculate in a girl and she proceeds to rub her vagina on the floor leaving a trail

"Careful where you walk man, gave Sandy the old snail trail last night

by Rapture ballz July 26, 2017

Snail

Another word for a homeless person, as they carry their home on their back.

Look at that snail over there pissing in Costa coffee’s doorway!

by Thedodgytaxidriver October 10, 2017

Snail

When you goto fist bump your friend then slide your hand underneath there fist bump and show the peace sign as if to make the shape of a snail

*friend goes to fist bump you

*you snail him
You:”snail”
*friend giggles

by The Irish megamind May 26, 2018

Snail

One sticky boi. Don't lick em tho... you could get meningitis. Slow creatures that will frick up ur garden. Others use the term "snail" to describe the speed of a person or an object. Some types of snails can be kept as pets. I have 5 pet snails. Jeremy, Jerry Seinfeld, Avery, Memphis, and Sheldon.

Dude 1: Yo Dawg.. *hits blunt* that car is as slow as a caterpillar
Dude 2: * hits snail * W A I T
Do NOT look down here.....

I'm warning u

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by None Of Ur Beezwax December 27, 2018

Snail

Fucking worst possible thing to exist

Paulio: I love snails

God: *Smites Paul*

Also God: I didnt mean to make snails.

by PaganDwarf April 7, 2019

Snail

Stupid person

He had the vocabulary of a snail.

by Snailboylover October 16, 2019