smure

to repeatedly punch someone while dancing with them.

Everyone else in the room was just dancing, but we were smuring it out all night.

I accidentally smured that chick like five times last night.

by runforyourlives April 5, 2008

smarlen

A bottom feeding fish who is to lazy to swim with both fins and just lays on the bottom of the ocean going in circles.

That guy is really being a smarlen today.

by Dupper March 27, 2009

Smurfdom

Smurfdom is an ancient form of government. It is similar to serfdom, but with little tiny blue people. Yes, blue people. Smurfs

Mr. Davis: Serfdom was in a rapid decline in the 1300's-

Student: Don't you mean Smurfdom?

Mr. Davis: Oh, my bad, you're right.

by VikingWadsYeah October 20, 2011

Smurdle

A Penis Fart that could stink up a whole room

Everyone had their noses plugged because a boy Smurdled

by rapmaster205 March 29, 2010

smurd

The bottom feeder of society. Often retarded looking and terrible at life. The most distinct attribute of a smurd is extreme shystyness

Jay: YO Caleb buy me cigarettes with ur fake i.d. Heres the money.

Caleb: here dawde...you owe me a quarter...and lemme get a square.

Jay: SMURD!

Caleb: Fwwhat are u talkin about dawde?

by JayGood December 29, 2008

Smugleaf

The Grass Type Generation V Pokemon. It's not its officical English name, yet it has recieved the name Smugleaf due to it's appearance having a half-closed eye and a smirk. Due to it's popularity building on 4chan, it has bascically become the new Mudkip.

Internet user 1: "So I herd u like Smugleafs

Internet user 2: "Don't you mean Mudkipz?"

Internet user 1: "Not anymore"

by viva riolu May 18, 2010

smurf penis

The blue French horn between papa smurf's thighs

Papa is smurfing her with his blue French horn

That blue hose looks like a smurf penis

by BlueLongDong April 16, 2014