smurphy

A tall dark handsome man who likes bon bons and the lottery! He has a job which is totally Chandler Bing and the shortest memory span in the entire universe. He failed primary one but somehow landed himself a job in which he gets flown all over the world to design some sort of computery systemy things... And the only peice of Spanish he knows is "how much is your pussy?"

Sarah: Uh-oh I think I'm falling for that guy

Natalie: Who Chicago? He's such a smurphy!

by CLASS_A_BIRD August 5, 2009

Smunch

(n.) Smunch: a form of punishment from consisting of placing a sandwich to someones ear and punching them as hard as possible.

(v.) To Smunch: The act of smunching.

1. Smunch is a punishment associated with Rubs Law

James "Graham was being a doushe in class so Jake went to Smunch him!"

by Rubbage September 5, 2012

scurch

To leave a shit mark on a surface

The cat scurched on the floor

by Delilahrose January 4, 2016

Smunchy

Really comfortable, warm and cosy.

Ooh wow, this jacket/Jumper/whatever/poison wrap is soooo smunchy!

Oh MY GOODNESS!!!!! THESE ARE THE SMUNCHIEST PANTS! How much are they? ($400000) TAKEN!

by Manet March 23, 2008

smunchin

Munching, or "eating out" a smurf.

Bill- "Hey Tim, how was your date with Smurfette last night?"

Tim- "It was pretty swell, after dinner i tool her back to my place and did some smunching. She wailed like an ox."

by The Pimp's Bologna February 23, 2008

smunch

Saturday morning brunch, generally taken around 10:30am at an excellent local dining establishment.

I got pretty hammered at the club on Friday, but smunch totally cured my hangover!

by Smunchy Smuncherson July 11, 2009

smunch

Smoking pot on your lunch break....SMoke lUNCH, get it?

This is the "meal" between smeakfast & sminner

I went home for a smunch and came back to work really relaxed and ready to......wait, what was i saying?

by ihatemetzgar December 23, 2009