snugglesaurus

A snugglesaurus is a person who is obsessed with snuggling to the point of nausea. This person picks snuggling over intercourse, and makes dinosaur noises when he snuggles.

"I don't want to make out, I just want to be your snugglesaurus, and snuggle all night."

by JENSch May 2, 2009

Acorn Smuggler

A man who wears a speedo, tight briefs or sweatpants where his nuts are evidently on display, much to the chagrin of anyone viewing this. The nuts are usually not sizable enough to merit attention; therefore, they are sized as acorns.

The dude on the beach in the speedo was a definite acorn smuggler as you could see his nuts.

by sarasplayroom.com February 22, 2009

Chode snuggler

One who snuggles with a chode.

"Did you hear that Jameil spent the night with Alex?"
"No way! Alex has a chode!"
"Yeah, Jameil is such a chode snuggler."

by Snode_chuggler March 14, 2010

Smuggler's Muffin

When a woman sits on a man's face-- vag to nose, ass to mouth-- and accidentally sharts.

Josh loves when Randi gives him the Smuggler's Muffin.

by mancation August 28, 2011

Skuggles

very unattractive or unpleasant to look at; offensive to the sense of beauty; displeasing in appearance.

That bitch is skuggles as fuck, she looked like a motherfuckin' ululating hyena with muscular dystrophy.

by Gremke March 4, 2011

Shit Smuggler

Describes someone who has an odouress disposition.

Clive stunk like a shit smugglers duffel bag.

by blackninja980 October 4, 2007

Pud Smuggler

One who knowingly allows erect penises to cross the ass border and hide in the colon

Man, look at that bow-legged dude with the rainbow tattoo. I bet he's a Pud Smuggler.

by Izheet M'drawz March 1, 2009