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Jug Smuggler

A bra specifically used by well-endowed women with breasts large enough as to be classified as "jugs".
Boarder Patrol Guard 1: Ma'am, are you smuggling any illegal paraphernalia into the country?
Well Endowed Woman: Of course not officer. Why are you so suspicious?

Boarder Patrol Guard 2: Well, Ma'am, you ARE wearing your jug smuggler.

Well Endowed Woman: Oh! No, that's just for my large jugs. No paraphernalia.
by Chubbies4Life July 8, 2014
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peanut smuggler

Aroused and pokey nipples showing through tight clothing.
"Oooh look here comes Little Miss Perky the peanut smuggler".
by littlemissperky May 14, 2008
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peanut smuggler

by timmy February 17, 2003
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budgie smugglers

Any item of male bathing costume or underwear that encloses the wearer's genitalia in a manner that resembles the concealment of a budgerigar.
"Mate, I was shitting bricks. I think I need a clean pair of budgie smugglers."

The Prime Minister was relaxing on the beach in his budgie smugglers.
by penny-the-aussie May 21, 2008
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chode smuggler

one who smuggles chodes; see chode
All are welcome on the SS Chode Smuggler.
by Chodimus Maximus July 30, 2008
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pillow smuggler

A person who wishes to smuggle pillows from their partners side of the bed to theirs, without their partner noticing
'' if i just put this pillow on my side of the bed''
'' did you just steal my pillow? you pillow smuggler! ''
by Jena :D December 15, 2008
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cherry smuggler

A synonym of grape smuggler for the better-endowed.
By the way Jason strutted across the beach, you could tell that he considered himself a cherry smuggler.
by Mike Payne March 3, 2008
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