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Smoothie Girl

Girlos who drink smoothies together, they follow the smoothie girl code and take photos of their smoothies 💞💞💐💐🥰🥰😋😋
“She’s such a smoothie girl, probably takes a photo of all her smoothies and puts them in a Pinterest shuffle”
by smothiegirl May 9, 2023
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savile smoothie™

When you shove a baby in a semen filled blender and turn it on, makes for a delicious Monday beverage.
Grant: "Oooooooh I just drank my 10th Savile Smoothie™, oooooooh I love them so much."
Any normal person: "Dude, what?"
by OoooohGrant July 29, 2020
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cock smoothie

cut his cock off and blend it with strawberries

delicious !
girl 1: tommy's dick looks so good
girl 2: id love to make a cock smoothie out of it!
by kaylaluvsd August 30, 2021
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Butthole Smoothie

Performing an enema with milk, then once the milk is excreted, a smoothie is made. The milk is not filtered, so there may be traces of toilet paper, hair, and/or fecal matter in the smoothie.
by "Bobby" Flay April 6, 2010
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anal smoothie

A true test of how hot you think a girl is. So if you're fully attracted to her you would be willing to drink an anal smoothie from her butt. I know that last part is redundant but I just liked the way it sounded.
"Did you see that girl on the treadmill!?"
"Yeah, anal smoothie for sure."
by jbc the 2nd January 22, 2010
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flesh flute smoothie

a play on the phrase "fresh fruit smoothie", it simply refers to semen.
she likes the dirty talk, so i offered her some flesh flute smoothie...
by ravenflesh June 24, 2008
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smoothie

A smoothie, a common American beverage in which the preparer integrates various fruit and dairy products, has become the de facto staple of cuisine in various Disney Channel and Nickelodeon television series. What ambrosia comprised to the residents of mythical Olympus, or manna constituted for the Hebrews in the ancient text of Exodus, the smoothie has become to the modern Disney Channel Original Star.

As a general rule, any character in a Disney Channel or Nickelodeon series must engage in one of the following activities: (a) partake of smoothies on a regular basis; (b) patronize smoothie establishments repeatedly, whether or not actually partaking thereof; (c) either serve as the founder of a smoothie establishment or possess a parent who owns or operates a smoothie establishment; or (d) profess love of the smoothie on a regular basis, whether or not actually consuming such during filming. Though no character has actually evinced the mettle required to do so, expressing distaste or even indifference towards the smoothie would comprise the utmost blasphemy against all that these two esteemed television stations hold dear.
Gordo (with utter obsequiousness): Lizzie, should you deign to condescend to partake of a smoothie whilst accompanying me to "The Juice is Loose," I should feel deeply honored.

Lizzie (with utmost solicitude): Forsooth, I should greatly enjoy accompanying you thereto, and I should feel exceedingly edified to effect such.

Miranda: Awesome-- Smoothies! That'd really hit the spot right about now. We are OUTTIE!!!

Gordo: You shan't invite this vulgar, pidgin-speaking cretin to accompany us thereto?!!

Lizzie: But Miranda's been our friend, like, for forever!!

Gordo: And you certainly shan't defile yourself by engaging in her vulgar colloquialisms?

Miranda: Since when did Gordo become the WORLD'S BIGGEST JERK?!!

Gordo: Indeed!
by Jimmy Flinders November 16, 2007
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