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smooth af

When your cheesy pickup lines/something you do can win a girl's heart
g: do you realize that we 're never stop tasting our own tongues ?
b: how about i taste yours for a change?
g: whoa that was smooth af

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by amazing hot lady April 3, 2016
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Skooter

A person who intentionally or unintentionally causes issues which annoy you.
(can also mean)
A person who will never amount to anything in life.
(or)
An older but very immature woman who will do anything to get attention sexually.
Melanie spent most of her life sitting around the house all day thinking of ways to hurt people and trying her best to look hot in the hopes of getting attention of all the males around her.
Little did she know as she focused all of her energy on meaningless things she became a skooter.
by CrumBumMidgetPants February 16, 2010
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Scooter Crunch

1. A delectable line of ice cream novelties made by the Frecker's Ice Cream Company. Scooter Crunches, which come in primarily chocolate and strawberry, consist of a core of chocolate or strawberry ice cream. Then, there is a layer of vanilla ice cream. After another thin chocolate or strawberry layer, the outside of the treat is covered in "crunchies."

2. Application of the Scooter Crunch brand name to other similarly-crafted ice cream novelties, such as those made by Good Humor, Blue Bunny, Deconna,Greenie's, etc.

3. The manifestation of a universal and infinite higher power in the form of a corporeal embodiment in ice cream.
The other day, I ate a Scooter Crunch, and then I immediately saw the face of God.
by JebediahScooter November 7, 2006
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smooth operhater

A name for a person who tries to hate in a very discrete or sarcastic way without the subject audience knowing.
Lauren to Britney: "Britney wow, i really love those shoes where'd you get them?..ohh Target? omg cooool"

Lauren(Thinking out loud to herself, as Britney walks away): "Yeah fuck her, her shoes, and Target"

Tiffany (Laurens friend, to Lauren) wow Britney had no idea you were hatin on her, you're a smooth operhater.
by Lehmdawg December 23, 2010
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scooter chav

a child aged 7-14 that is a chav and rides a scooter and is allways vaping with the older lads.
alfie rough is a right scooter chav
by Shroom of the loom March 8, 2017
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melon shooter

A Muffler with an excessively and impractically large diameter output pipe (or an excessively large tailpipe on cars with mufflers located further from the rear of the car) - especially one that is mated to a much smaller upstream exaust system. Typically used to make a car "look fast" as opposed to modifications that actually make a car faster.

This type of exaust is called a "mellon shooter" because it is large enough to launch a melon that would be inserted into it - if the engine had enough power.
Look at the melon shooter on that Civic - it's as big as a sewer pipe!
by Matt287 May 13, 2006
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real smooth

(XY messes up)

-Real smooth, asshole!
by Derpsterix November 30, 2016
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