Smoot

In 1958, an MIT student named Oliver Smoot measured a bridge as a part of a fraternity pledge. But he wasn't allowed to use a ruler or tape measure. He had to use himself. He laid down at the start of the bridge, a couple of students marked where his head and his feet were, and then he moved over and laid down again. After an hour and a half of this, results were in: The bridge was 364.4 smoots long.
1 Smoot = 1.7014270033 meters
1 Smoot = 5.5821095909 feet

Girl: "I like tall guys that are random"
Guy trying to impress her: "I'm 1,18 smoots"

by Not Ferox January 08, 2019

Smoot

Commonly confused with the word smart, the difference is: A smoot person could not tell you the answer to 1+1 but they could tell you (in extreme detail) how to build a hydrogen reactor. On the other hand a smart person knows all their times tables and is just smart in general.

“Im not smart im smoot.”

by DrLemons_22013 January 17, 2025

Smoot

(Noun) A blend of equal parts milk and water.

I crave a tall glass of warm smoot.

What can I get you to drink? Smoot please

Ew what are you making? Smoot

by Smootsuit August 13, 2021

Smoot

When you plan to do something very smoothly and it goes horribly fucking wrong.

Him: You wanna dance?

Her: *throughs drink in his face*

Friend: How did it go bro?

Him: Smoot

by Radizio November 12, 2018

Coot smoot

Before you go down on a female you take your finger and dip it in her sauce and try it or sniff it before you eat it.

Man I coot smooted that bitch last night and she was rachet.

by Ci bby September 11, 2018

coot smoot

When you go down on a female and you take your finger and and dip it in the sauce and smell/lick before getting into the coot.

Man last night I coot smooted that bitch and she was rachet.

by Ci bby September 11, 2018