Smoot

Smoot is a male who is addicted to performing oral pleasure on a another female, both in the vaginal and anal region.

Eskimo bro 1: Bro, she’s on her period and I came in her so don’t be a smoot

Eskimo bro 2: Dude, you think I give a fuck? I’m a smoot for life!!

by Zaddyshome December 4, 2018

Smoot

When you plan to do something very smoothly and it goes horribly fucking wrong.

Him: You wanna dance?

Her: *throughs drink in his face*

Friend: How did it go bro?

Him: Smoot

by Radizio November 12, 2018

Smoot

In 1958, an MIT student named Oliver Smoot measured a bridge as a part of a fraternity pledge. But he wasn't allowed to use a ruler or tape measure. He had to use himself. He laid down at the start of the bridge, a couple of students marked where his head and his feet were, and then he moved over and laid down again. After an hour and a half of this, results were in: The bridge was 364.4 smoots long.
1 Smoot = 1.7014270033 meters
1 Smoot = 5.5821095909 feet

Girl: "I like tall guys that are random"
Guy trying to impress her: "I'm 1,18 smoots"

by Not Ferox January 8, 2019

coot smoot

When you go down on a female and you take your finger and and dip it in the sauce and smell/lick before getting into the coot.

Man last night I coot smooted that bitch and she was rachet.

by Ci bby September 10, 2018

Coot smoot

Before you go down on a female you take your finger and dip it in her sauce and try it or sniff it before you eat it.

Man I coot smooted that bitch last night and she was rachet.

by Ci bby September 10, 2018

Smoot

Commonly confused with the word smart, the difference is: A smoot person could not tell you the answer to 1+1 but they could tell you (in extreme detail) how to build a hydrogen reactor. On the other hand a smart person knows all their times tables and is just smart in general.

“Im not smart im smoot.”

by DrLemons_22013 January 17, 2025