Choo Choo real smoothin

To just be chillin or going with the flow

Friend: “Bro I’m so stressed out I didn’t study for this test.”
Me:“Can't relate. I’m choo choo real smoothin over here”

by mony p-p-pony February 8, 2019

Smoochisses

A smooch and kiss combined to create an even more romantic atmosphere.

I like Ryan so much, I just want to give him smoochisses all the time!

by Legs4days February 20, 2014

BL smoothie

Bud Light aka a lighter version of Budheavy. Always a solid choice instead of Natty Light or Keystone Light.

Yo, just pick me up a case of BL smoothies and meet me at Barnaby's.

by Hudstock August 2, 2009

Sour Apple Smoothie

When eating out a girl with Syphilis, she queefs and a green liquid comes out of her vagina and goes into your mouth. Since this is extremely disgusting you puke all over her vagina, yet continue to eat.

I went to your mom's house to get a Sour Apple Smoothie

by Dr. Syphilis March 31, 2009

she a smoochie

What being a smoochie means is being a hoe, thot, slut or anything of the sort. You would be called a smoochie

She a smoochie bro, she was going round all of nyc.

by Isa-kun December 2, 2021

Choc Chip Strawberry Smoothie

When a man has anal sex with a woman and then ejaculates in a her vagina during her menstrual cycle.
The combination of fecal matter, semen and blood from the menstrual cycle creates the ultimate Choc Chip Strawberry Smoothie.

Andrew: Hey, what's your favorite smoothie of all time?
Alex: I like strawberry smoothies. Whats yours?
Andrew: It would have to be the CHOC CHIP STRAWBERRY SMOOTHIE

by Stretche July 17, 2016

lithuanian smoothie

When a man with heavy smegma demands oral sex from a bunk mate to clean his penis

Hey, {lower bunk mate} get up here and give me a Lithuanian smoothie, my cock needs a clean

by nurrrrr May 24, 2019