smolding

The art of smashing someone inside a folding bed.

Scott smolded Bryan in Mom's new sofa bed.

by Laura Hoobner March 25, 2005

Splodering

When you allow the thoughts in your head to explode, reducing them to nothingness and then allowing the outside world in with humility, understanding, and empathy.

John is really full of himself lately. He really needs some splodering.

by Fraddence December 9, 2012

a smothering

Like a mattress party (euthanasia via a family mattress pile-on), only in the olde-English/Irish times.

Usually when food is scarce and a older relative is still hanging around, healthily consuming valuable resources.

"If grandma is still eating all those potatoes through spring, we'll have to get the relos in for a smothering, what-ho!"

by Real Deal Bill McNeil January 3, 2017

soldering

baby welding, using smaller tools that get hot to merge two pieces of metal together

My mom made this ring from me, soldering two pieces of wire together.

by Ani09 June 25, 2010

smolfering

Attempting to show an angst-ridden, sexy look, in the way that an attractive but probably vapid actor or model would, but instead failing miserably and simply looking angry or possibly constipated.

"The b-list actor tried to pull off a look that would've been described as 'smoldering' if he had a less unattractive nose, but he instead simply looked smolfering."

by mayhemic July 30, 2004

spondering

spontaneous pondering

Last night I was spondering about thrust stages.

by ilovecherrys863 December 13, 2010

smothering

A sex technique where a male shoves his head in his gf's boobs (....and gets less O2 by this), and hums.

ah..I think I.....umfffmmff.... ohyeah ohyeah!

by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006