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Muffin Slasher

Term used to describe a categorical serial killer of sexual intercourse. This guy will sleep with anything. He'll take it wherever and whenever he can get it. His psychological profile is limited to the simple question: do they have a vagina? He has no regard for his own sexual health, nor that of others. He dirties his glans in the pool of communal poon without a second thought. Has no standards.
Friend J: "Holy shit, I've heard Friend A took home another rotter last night."

Friend N: "He has no standards. I've heard he slept with Friends F and M too!"

Friend J: "That guy's a muffin slasher."
by Wrong Button October 1, 2014
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smash that like button

term used by people on youtube or any social media platform with a like system. It is a request to add a "like" to a video or post in any from. Smash that like button is usually used to strongly imply how much passion the viewer of the video or post should smash the like button with.
"Now before we continue with this video i want you to SMASH THAT LIKE BUTTON."
by Dashingkilguy November 27, 2016
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smash pissers

to smash pissers means to have sex.
by i love boobs February 6, 2007
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would smash

When, given the perfect situation in which no one would know and there would be no negative repercussions whatsoever, you would have sex with a given person.
Guy 1: Dude, this girl's so hot.
Guy 2: Yeah, would smash.
by Shaunce March 21, 2014
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smashed balls

Ouch... That feeling when you got your groin kicked or hit REALLY hard
Yo you got smashed balls. You alright?
by Y u? November 9, 2013
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Smash Cut

The term used when Carter is telling (making up) a story and realizes he doesn’t know how to get from ‘Let me tell ya something’ to ‘then we woke up on the beach with 400 native girls and an empty tube of salve...’
Carter: Oh, I can’t believe what just happened to me! I went for a walk down the beach and saw one the Topsail Ten... SMASH CUT - next thing I know I’m married and working as a fish monger!
by Greybeardo August 13, 2019
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Pumpkin Smasher

A person who is sexually attracted to redheads.
Have you noticed all his girlfriends have had red hair? He's a total pumpkin smasher.
by irishkiwi June 4, 2018
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