smitch

That little bit of smoke that comes from a candlewick after you blow out the flame on a candle.

The librarian will not allow candles in the library as the smitch might set off the smoke detectors.

by librariansfriend December 9, 2008

smitch

a term of endearment. Originally from the new york slang meaning ladies' genital area, now (rhyming with bitch), it is a term of endearment for one's own 'bitch'

Hey there smitch/smitchbag/smitchface, how are you?

by andy miller April 18, 2004

smich

The pronounciation of SMH also know as Shake My head.

Friend: Hey did you hear Justin go out with that fat chick?
Me: Smich to that man.

by Edangthoo August 28, 2013

Smirching

To look down upon in a condescending way especially in the instance of mistakes in grammar and language misuse. A derogatory rebuttal primarily used by the illiterate, uneducated, and under or unappreciated genius.

"Yo tyrrany under any democracy ain't no joke. Black lives matter. Don't no fools they take us for."said hassym. "your language usage is attrociously obscene." Said Robert. Hassym answered back, "yo don't be smirching."

by Dogwood27 January 3, 2021

Smirthwaite

put after a name, meaning large penis bigger ego

hard to examplate smirthwaite

by jaspar32 December 10, 2009

smitchens

A small amount.

"We haven't been lifting and landing, collecting smitchens of gold minerals for nothing, have we? What's a smitchens?" -Day9 Daily #592 P3. 6/03/2013

by Torcheon October 26, 2013

Sirchdrunk

When someone gets so drunk that you can slap that across the face and they carry on like nothing happened.

After the concert, Chris was sirchdrunk. I tried to shut him up, but he didn't even realize I had just slapped him across the face!

by Ktbee24 May 22, 2015