sewedy

A gentle and humble yet considerably large and hungry creature who has a secret urge to devour everything and anything in his path - although the creature believes nobody knows, everybody actually stays out of his path for this very reason, which is why people tend to stay and walk behind the creature, causing it to believe it has loyal "followers."

Person 1: "Look out, Sewedy's coming and you're in his path!"
Person 2: "Thanks man, I would have been devoured. It's a shame people misjudge this gently and humble yet considerably large and hungry teacher. I pity him."

by iheartanal_10 December 5, 2011

spewed

To get covered in spit by the guy behind you's chew cup when he throws it in the air during a homerun at the ball game.

Ed spewed 3 broads and an old man at the Yankee game Tuesday night!

by Johnny Damon September 6, 2007

Smeedophilia

When your name is smeed, have a ford transit van and you are attracted to little kids.

Oi fam that kids look dashing 👀
Mate you've got smeedophilia

by BlackTV August 19, 2017

Stewed Prunes

Drugs and/or Alcohol

Dude, we got stewed prunes, lets get fucked up!

by Lanky Sketchster August 5, 2010

Slewed

To pwn or get unreal headshots bam!
also to fuck a girl really hard

BOOM headshot, Slewedmuffin killing spree

by ryan123798 November 7, 2007

stewed

A far cooler alternative to owned, pwned, or served that generally means you were dissed. Most effective following a bad "your mom" joke.

Anne: Well that was pretty quick.
Amanda: Your mom was pretty quick...last night!
Cara: OHHHHH you just got STEWED!

by ShivaPie December 28, 2005

got that sewed up

The absolute guarantee that you're going to get laid.

Jerome got that sewed up with janice tonight.

by Leonardwashington October 2, 2015