Clam Spearing

Clam spearing is fucking in the usual heterosexual manner, i.e. penis into vagina. The spear is a metaphor for the penis, the clam is a metaphor for the vagina.

I'd love to do some clam spearing when I get home from work tonight

by Rodolphe May 18, 2005

Spearing the bearded clam

A phrase used in the place of sex

I saw you over there and was wondering if we could be spearing the bearded clam back at my place.

by Cres October 2, 2012

Stop fucking swearing

A response to people who ask you what your mother would do if she heard you cursing.

Student: What the fuck is going on with the lights cunt?

Teacher: What would your mother do if she just heard you?

Student: She’d tell me to stop fucking swearing!

by STOpfuckingswearing February 15, 2019

swearing

A great way to relieve stress

Fuck fucking fuck fuck fuck, I fucking love swearing

by Dubiks January 7, 2019

Shearing the sheep

Shaving or waxing a disgustingly large amount of pubic hair, often before one's wedding night. More common with fob Indian and Asian women.

What are you doing? I'm shearing the sheep, I'm getting married in 3 hours!

by TehOwner February 27, 2015

Swearing Virginity

The innocence that each person has before he or she swears for the first time.

F-Boy: I got a girl really angry last night and took her swearing virginity!

by Gazzy with a g April 26, 2017

Swearing

A group of words that can't be told to people under 13

sister thats 17: omg jons done so much bad*ss bulls*it
4 year old brother: dad, what is sister saying?
dad: is swearing, its not good for you, don't listen son
dad: I WILL KILL YOU *kills sister... MAYBE* AM GOIN TO JAIL
4 year old boy: (20 years later) HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME, I LIVED ALL MY LIFE. BEN THROUGH IT ALL, BUT LIFE GOES ON AS WE GO FADED AWAY. IM SICK OF THIS LIFE BEN THROUGH IT AAAAL, how could this happen to meeee.
secret narrarator: TO BE CAUTNOED

by Mr.CleanGuy March 23, 2021