Smithsack Surprise

When a person, usually a persons landlord, makes them give them rent through sexual favors, usually involving to gay sacks on or near the persons face.

Oh man, I heard hampton was broke last month so he let his landlord give him the old smithsack surprise.

by Agent Peterson May 20, 2009

smats

Same as something that hurts.

Owww!....smats

by fruit May 16, 2003

smather

To cover another's mouth with your scrotum to temporarily inhibit breathing. Non-sexual form of male dominance. Portmanteau of sac + smother.

Bitch, talk shit and I'll smather you.

by A Dawg A May 12, 2008

smather

verb. 1) to profoundly lick
2) something the brass section of a band does a lot to ass

Brass smathers ass!

by soupdop March 1, 2004

emmitt smiths

22 inch rims

did you see them emmitt smiths on da caddy

by A-Hop June 10, 2003

Smatso

When a ugly Sister stinks and is flat and is giving information to parents about a little brother

Aye yo Victor your sister is a smatso

by Boboi March 16, 2019

smahs

"Smash" but when you're a bit nasty and on way too much caffeine.

Oh that will smahs.

You mean smash.

by sumpfbold April 20, 2020