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would smash

When, given the perfect situation in which no one would know and there would be no negative repercussions whatsoever, you would have sex with a given person.
Guy 1: Dude, this girl's so hot.
Guy 2: Yeah, would smash.
by Shaunce March 21, 2014
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smashed balls

Ouch... That feeling when you got your groin kicked or hit REALLY hard
Yo you got smashed balls. You alright?
by Y u? November 9, 2013
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Smash Cut

The term used when Carter is telling (making up) a story and realizes he doesn’t know how to get from ‘Let me tell ya something’ to ‘then we woke up on the beach with 400 native girls and an empty tube of salve...’
Carter: Oh, I can’t believe what just happened to me! I went for a walk down the beach and saw one the Topsail Ten... SMASH CUT - next thing I know I’m married and working as a fish monger!
by Greybeardo August 13, 2019
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Pumpkin Smasher

A person who is sexually attracted to redheads.
Have you noticed all his girlfriends have had red hair? He's a total pumpkin smasher.
by irishkiwi June 4, 2018
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Smash or pass

Smash or pass is a game where "smash" stands for "yes, I would sleep with them, have sex, if I had I chance" and "pass" is for "no, I rather not sleep with then, have sex if I had a chance". It is often used as an comment, especially smash when someone hot walks by
"Tina? Smash or pass"
"SMASSHH, dude, did you see how hot is she"
by aleksaizdaleka June 2, 2020
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Smashing Pumpkins

A popular mainstream-alternative rock band that was around from 1988-2000. They had several #1 albums such as Siamese Dream and Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness. They were one of the more popular alternative bands of the 90s. Lead singer Billy Corgan and Drummer Jimmy Chamberlin started a band called Zwan in 2000. D'arcy
Wretzky and James Iha founded Scratchy Records after the Smashing Pumpkins broke up.
Damn I wish I saw the Smashing Pumpkins before they broke up, now there will always be a hole in my heart that I can never fill.
by IAmZero July 4, 2003
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smash the guitar

To masturbate vigorously, as if romancing one's beloved guitar. Common among musicians and college freshmen.
Bro: "Man, some nights I love to just lie in bed and smash the guitar."

Everyone Else: "Ewwww." (Alternate response: "We knew, we can hear you!")
by rock out with yo cock out March 24, 2014
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