What every woman on tiktok in the year 2023 wants out of a man but can’t have 😏 (mainly because no one knows WTF it means 💀)
Imma get me a slurry wrist man because he do all the magic that them jiggly jump men can’t even fathom.
by Courtney_Gail1111 August 25, 2023
Get the slurry wrist mug.Slurry Muff, adj. The vaguely erotic act of filling a girl's muff up to the brim with fresh farm slurry while she sleeps. Can, and has, been used for many years as a humourous party trick on both land and sea, as well as Bar Mitzvahs, cocktail parties, coronations and the international textile market.
Especially popular in parts of Glasgow, where it has acquired something of a cult status for some obscure reason.
It is also regularly referred to in the light hearted ending of the BBC news at 10. Incidentally, this is also where Natasha Kaplinsky's massive head can usually be seen.
Especially popular in parts of Glasgow, where it has acquired something of a cult status for some obscure reason.
It is also regularly referred to in the light hearted ending of the BBC news at 10. Incidentally, this is also where Natasha Kaplinsky's massive head can usually be seen.
Lame guy: "Hey guys, Meredith is asleep. Lets draw on her with a marker pen and stuff!"
Doug: "No you wanker, lets slurry muff that bitch!"
Can also adapted for use in popular nursery rhymes for all age groups, i.e:
Mary's sleeping, Mary's sleeping,
Fetch the slurry, Fetch the slurry,
Pump it in there, Pump it in there,
Lick the remnants, Lick the remnants
(London's Burning)
Doug: "No you wanker, lets slurry muff that bitch!"
Can also adapted for use in popular nursery rhymes for all age groups, i.e:
Mary's sleeping, Mary's sleeping,
Fetch the slurry, Fetch the slurry,
Pump it in there, Pump it in there,
Lick the remnants, Lick the remnants
(London's Burning)
by Doug May 20, 2008
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The Second stage of Drunkenness for Scuba Steve. Also known to talk your fucking ear off, whilst the listener understands nothing.
Last night Scuba got wasted so fast that after his first drink he already had the charm and charisma of Slurry McGoo.
by Goose81 July 18, 2003
Get the Slurry McGoo mug.It is the portmanteau from Sloppy and Curry. Slurry means a sloppy curry fart. Its when you follow through when you don't mean to, or when you just put to much pressure behind a fart and you end up shitting your pants.
bloke1: *sloppy fart sound*
bloke2: Tell me that was not a slurry fart
bloke1: I don't think i followed through though
bloke2: go check yourself
bloke2: Tell me that was not a slurry fart
bloke1: I don't think i followed through though
bloke2: go check yourself
by FatGimp March 10, 2008
Get the slurry fart mug.Dude 1:"Hey man, how long you gonna be without a license?"
Drunk Driver: "I'll find out Monday. That's when I gotta go court for slurry duty."
Drunk Driver: "I'll find out Monday. That's when I gotta go court for slurry duty."
by ODavid March 15, 2011
Get the Slurry duty mug.The act of man juice being squirted between the buns of a lover. Then squeezing the buns together to get good slurry coverage for both sides of the bun so that they meld one cheek to another.
by craycray325 June 4, 2013
Get the Slurry my bun mug.A slurry hole is a person how sleeps around with sevral people its pretty much another word for a slut!SLURRRY HOLE....
1."Jezz look at steve he's such a slurry hole he fuck 5 chicks the other night"
2.Fuck you, slurry hole go jump of a brige
2.Fuck you, slurry hole go jump of a brige
by Kendz!! August 12, 2006
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