I went to the bar to get laid last night and met this chic, she was married though so I was only able to get a slurpee from her.
by Doylee4693 November 28, 2015

"want a slurpee you dirty slut?"
by kertsfaygo July 31, 2018

a sexual act in which the male sucks out of their partners anus using a straw then consequently vomiting all over their body.
by SlurpeeMan October 05, 2007

by Wayne May 01, 2004

by candiwankenobi August 13, 2009

A person who cannot accept the conjectures of others and relies on opinion and faulty information to form an argument.
"Can you believe how much of a slurpee Sarah was being the other night at True Love?"
"Yeah, her arguments were rather unfounded and weak"
"Yeah, her arguments were rather unfounded and weak"
by ka-freaking-blamo October 16, 2008

by bpsizzle January 09, 2018
