Smacktard

A person who doesn't play by the social rules in a online game. Originated in the Sandbox mod of Battlefield 2, to describe "retarded" players who "smacked" people with props and did generally douchebaggy things. Akin to the Mingebag of Gmod.

Smacktard - "Lol I pwned your ramp with my Stunting DPV"

*Smacktard places explosive barrel at the bottom of a large ramp that you spent 5 min. building*

*Smacktard loads a huge dildo, crashes the server*

by fermatx April 26, 2009

smacktard

A really irratating bastard usually aged 15 and under. Someone who derives pleasure from destroying other peoples gaming experience. Also know as a "waste of skin" (see fucktard)

You little asshole.. why are you such a smacktard?

by Bill Gates April 11, 2003

Stocktard

Those people who are panic buying toilet rills, canned food, soap, anything they can get their dumbass hands on because they think that it will make them immune from illness. Also seen never washing their hands, and coughing on doorhandles, these cave dwellers are the reason sneezeguards exist.

If you have more than double the usual amount of toilet roll youd usually have at home, you might be a stocktard. currently theres no cure for stocktarditis, but scientists are working on it. In the meantime, please fuck off.

"For fucks sake karen you don't need another jumbo pack of toilet roll, you need to teach your anti-vaxx kids how to wash their damn hands, you goddamn stocktard!"

by Deep fried bat anus March 18, 2020

Smacktard

one who deliberately seeks to destroy your gaming experience by: camping, teamkilling,grenadespamming,or just jackin off

get away from our base you spawnraping SMACKTARD

by dude May 27, 2003

Smacktardium

the homeland of the Smacktards they general place where they hang out and plane camp to no end, as well as TK out the wazoo

any server created by the generally dispised clan of a game. such as TeamGOD from planetside.

by Maticore February 13, 2004

spacktard [spacker]

Cross between a spacker and a retard.

i knew you'd forget your key to the front door spacktard spacker.

by ben parkinson December 18, 2007

Spunktard

A person/object which is certainly uncool and very annoying, and deserves to be eaten by a wild pack of bears/gorrillas/rabbits. An example of this is Bacob, our best friends. Stevie Seymour, the famous guy, is certainly not a Spunktard.

That boy's a right old spunktard, I mean, look at his shoes..

by alrightjizzthen December 3, 2009