Snowmanning

Leaving a friend to sit by himself like a snowman does while you and everyone else take part in an adventure, more than likely a drunken one.

Thanks guys for snowmanning me, I'll just take shots by myself.

by MrShastas December 20, 2010

Showman

Someone who over exaggerates the fuck out of things
Someone who loves to gas stories and make up lies

You are the biggest showman ever.
Bro#1: Yo you fuck that girl?
Bro#2: Yeah I fucked her 5 times and made her orgasm 27 times
Bro#1: Wow you are a showman

Bro#1: *sends snap chat of himself chugging a beer while driving*
Bro#2: C'mon man that is a showman snap

Originated from Johnny1k Nashua NH

by ELOCO17 May 24, 2018

Snowman Assassin

A snowman assassin is a person who destroys snowmen. He will watch his prey build their snowman before diving out of his hiding spot and destroying it via whatever means necessary. They travel in groups of 2-3 and have no mercy whatsoever when attacking a target. They attack with whatever they can ; fists , knee's , feet , weapons and are well known for there famous attack with their elbows.

Group of children : Oh wow this snowman we built is smashing !

Snowman Assassin : There it is ! Attack it ! ( Start attacking snowman )

by TheSnowmanAssassin January 8, 2010

Nazi Snowman

A sexual act where the man puts his dick in the woman's arse when she has recently done a shit and not wiped. Then when he is about to cum he pulls out and wipes his dick on her top lip, giving the illusion of a Hitler moustache. Then cums all over her face until it is completely white.

Joe: How was last night?
Bobby : it was aite, Susan was a complete slut, she let me make her a nazi snowman!
Joe:You lucky cunt!

by Dudycjtdhgjekd August 7, 2015

snowman

Someone who sells cocaine.

Do you want to be a snowmaaaaaaaannnn?
Come on let's sell cocaaaaiiinnee!!

cocaine snowman

by oldemberg June 7, 2014

showmance

When actors engage in a romance for the run of a show.
Once the run is over so is the romance.
The term originated in the theater and moved to movies and scripted television and then reality television.
The term has now moved to the populace to discribe any contrived romance.

Dude 1: I didn't know Anthony and Cicely were dating.
Dude 2: It's just a showmance, Cicely is just dating Anthony just to make Edgar jealous.

Dude 1: I didn't know Anthony and Cicely were dating.
Dude 2: They're not. It's just a showmance, Anthony is gay.

by Bif Loman July 17, 2006

Slowment

A slow-moment. A moment when your brain is forgetful or not quite catching on to something.

Sorry, I'm totally having a slowment right now.

by Annapurna February 17, 2017