shitenfreude

Feeling pleasure when leaving a washroom and you see someone going into the stall you just used.

Dave felt shitenfreude when he saw his annoying coworker enter the stall that he just dumped two pounds of Mexican buffet into.

by jds2001 September 4, 2016

Slite

A slithery cunt who talks shit to compensate for their small ego and/or penis.

Man: Whoa, that Kevin guy is such a slite.
Man 2: Yeah. I bet he has a FUCKING chode.

by eclown September 24, 2019

Shitentary

(n.) - the remains at the bottom of the toilet when the last flush was less than effective to exit the prior shit. Sufficient shit remnants to require a second flush.
(adj.) - describing a lifestyle that revolves around the timing of one’s bowel movements.

I asked my wife to stop eating so much salad due to the rings in the toilet from shitentary settlement.
My shitentary lifestyle requires me to work from home most days.

by SevenRoadie March 9, 2020

slitney

The depressed girl called sydney

When you see a slitney, you should ALWAYS say"I like your cut G"

by Britney spears ghost March 23, 2021

shitennis

playing a game of tennis while you’re shitting on the toilet

girl- “hey man do u wanna play shitennis”

by shittenniser September 1, 2022

slimentology

Used to describe a fake religon that uses devious and sneaky methods.It also has nothing to do with any spiritual being but instead is a cult that is created using double-talk and made-up anagrams to sell courses,make money and keep overused celebities in the news.

Tom Cruise and John Travolta are so into slimentology. If it wasn't for them they wouldn't be in any movie anymore being such a corny actors!

by Earl Gr. March 23, 2008

fuck-off-slaten

inform a friend to stop being such an idiot.

Had to tell my boy to fuck-off-slaten

by canadianssuck May 6, 2003