Slackpacking

the fine art of intending to go backpacking (carrying all equipment in a large backpack to your camping location in the woods) but instead walking out of the woods for the finer things in life: beer, entertainment, and food.

We went backpacking on the Appalachian Trail last week but with the 40 degree temps and rain, we ended up slackpacking down in Gatlinburg.

The trail we intended to backpack on had a tons of trees down over the trail. After trying to climb over and under about 20 trees, we gave up, turned around, and slackpacked at the drive-in campsite and bummed around the tiny town nearby.

This weekend slackpacking trip was fun. We had planned to backpack in to our campsite last night but we forgot to pack our dinner food. Instead we hiked in, setup camp, and walked out for pizza and beer. We ended up seeing a really good band. The walk back in to our campsite at midnight was a little scary...

by Ungulate August 1, 2010

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slipknocker

idiot, moron. derived from "cockknocker"

what did you screw up now, slipknocker?

by Mike G October 12, 2004

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slickpickens

Noun::one who picks his nose so much it bleeds at random times.

Howard, quit bein a slickpickin

verb: Ew, look Howards slickpicken!

by randomstoner May 15, 2003

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slackpack

to just throw all your gear back in the car for the trip home

man i spent hours neatly packing the car for our camping trip but after a big week-end like that i slackpacked for the trip home

by phallic May 5, 2007

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slackback

A ho that doesn't want to work. Rather lay on her back and take the slack.

Lazy chick, stay at home mother that doesn't cook, clean or do anything productive with their kids, ghetto chick, baby mama, uneducated. Multiple children by multiple fathers. Slackback bitch.

by boss lady April 26, 2014

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