slavorchuk

Noun, Adjective, Verb.

Definition: Miserable, humiliating failure, or one who performs such a feat. A general insult that can be applied to a variety of stupid things. Those who earn this attribution are usually slow to react, gullible, and prone to making incoherent grunting noises while drooling.

*A guy is in a hurry and walks into a sliding glass door.*
Guy #2: Ow dude you that was really slavorchuk of you.

*Everyone is lying down on the grass at track practice, we're about to do a race thing*
Me: Wait are we supposed to crawl to the finish line?
Matt: Yeah, you'll know when you see how it's done.
Me: Ok.
Coach: GO!
*I start crawling while everyone else gets up and runs.*
Matt: Ha ha what a slavorchuk.
Me: ...
Bastard.

Guy 1: "DUDE OMG A SHINY OBJECT"
Guy 2: "..... goddamn slavorchuk"

by Dirk Gently, P.I. January 10, 2008

Our lord and savior

Joeee

All hail our lord and savior Joeee

by LevyStevie April 12, 2019

savior

your reflection in the mirror

john wondered exactly who was going to 'save' him, then happened to look in the mirror; seeing his savior.

even though judy packed a high degree of 'bargaining power', she saw her savior in the mirror!

by michael foolsley November 1, 2011

Savior

One who provides resources above and beyond the resources available.

"My code (javascript) is going to 'save' this company." --Kelly, aka corporate savior

by Jimbaround August 1, 2008

Our lord and savior Cthulhu

All praise the lord of the deep Cthulhu.His power is infinite with his many tentacles.All should worship his power.

Can you spare a moment for our lord and savior Cthulhu?

by M3m3M4ch1n3 June 5, 2018

Jesus is Savior

Jesus is savior is perhaps the biggest troll website on the internet. Within its hallowed lines of code, insane author David J. Stewart, only real prophet of one Jesus H. Christ, spreads the true word of God to everyone who incurs his (David’s) wrath, such as the whole human race, which includes but is not limited to whites, blacks, Asians, Arabs, Chinks, niggas, niggers, Negroes, crackers, Whitey, terrorists, faggots, and the French, and reveals to you that everything you know and love is in reality “of the devil” (even the Bible) and run by “Banksters.” According to this website, anyone who is not David Stewart is bound for demonic booty-rape in Hell, the domain of the Devil, Illuminati, and Democratic Party. The website uses elegant literary devices such as contradiction, grammatical and spelling errers, non-contradiction, redundancy, redundancy, and destroying the reputations of celebrities, including those who need no help in that capacity, such as Justin Bieber, “Satan’s Homosexual Boy Toy.” The reason this website was created is because David got all butt-hurt after child protective services forced his daughter to take drugs that made her hair fall out. Reliving the Red Scare by calling things Communist is also another prevalent theme in Jesus-is-savior. Later in his life, David became a necromancer and beat small children, which led to his flight to Brazil where he remains today.

Drunkard 1: I have a new drinking game we can play.
Drunkard 2: What are the rules?
Drunkard 1: Let’s read an article on Jesus is savior and take a drink every time a reference to Satan is made.
Drunkard 2: Sounds tight brah!
(The poor booze-hounds died of alcohol poisoning without even getting halfway through the article)

by Ronald Bringus Ph.D. October 26, 2015

Slavory

Slavery but more delicious and finger-licking good. Coined by the famous rapper Offset on May 2019 when he tweeted about "forcing a rape victim to keep her child" is "slavory.", hence the millenial jokes that followed. He then clarified that he misspelled the word "out of anger." But anyways, mmm mmm mmm.

Offset via Twitter:
New laws is SLAVORY.

To force a rape victim to keep a child is SLAVORY. I'M NOT PROUD TO SAY I'M FROM AMERICA!!

by Make me a burger, poof, you're May 21, 2019