When a loud farticle escapes a sleeping body at night unbeknownst to said body as it is deeply asleep.
"He was (slarting) so loudly next to me that I woke up and decided that I never wanted to sleep with him again"
"He was (slarting) so loudly next to me that I woke up and decided that I never wanted to sleep with him again"
by omidog November 2, 2013
Get the slarting mug.What you call a dumb fucking bitch who thinks she's really fucking smart, but she's bitchy about it.
Petra: Hey, did you know if you eat carrots, they make you orange?
Chris: Uhhmm... are you fucking stupid, no they don't.
Petra: Yes they do! I asked my doctor when I was 4!
Chris: Holy Fuck! Your dumb...
Petra: It's true, I swear! Your the fucking dumb one...
Chris: ... mhrrmmm... whatever you say Mrs. Smartybitch...
Chris: Uhhmm... are you fucking stupid, no they don't.
Petra: Yes they do! I asked my doctor when I was 4!
Chris: Holy Fuck! Your dumb...
Petra: It's true, I swear! Your the fucking dumb one...
Chris: ... mhrrmmm... whatever you say Mrs. Smartybitch...
by KU$H August 6, 2010
Get the Mrs. Smartybitch mug.Anyone who uses their smart phone to try to impress people. Usually described by someone who does not own a smart phone.
Guy: "Check out what my new iPhone can do! Don't you wish you had one?"
Girl: "Oh, you think you're such a big shot with your Smarty-Pants Phone."
Girl: "Oh, you think you're such a big shot with your Smarty-Pants Phone."
by The Mountain Cat July 29, 2012
Get the Smarty-Pants Phone mug.When a female has straight back with little to no ass at all. The ass appears to be one with the thighs.
by byrdmanjenkins April 4, 2015
Get the slanty bum mug.(Noun) One who is constantly sharting themselves in extremely inappropriate situations.
(Verb) The act of accidentally sharting your pants at an extremely inappropriate time.
(Verb) The act of accidentally sharting your pants at an extremely inappropriate time.
Phil: “I heard Brian totally pulled a Sharty Marty during the finals”
Paul: “Good, serves him right for making fun of me for being a Sharty Marty in the second grade!”
Paul: “Good, serves him right for making fun of me for being a Sharty Marty in the second grade!”
by BradTheChad November 29, 2017
Get the Sharty Marty mug.The ultimate trifecta and sole purpose in the human life. The goal which only brightest and bravest human souls hope to achieve. Of course... yes... this is in reference to the simultaneous sneeze, fart and burp. Side effects include breathlessness and awe.
by Dorkagon May 22, 2019
Get the Snarty-b mug.A slimy or "slippery" fart. Often one of those symptoms associated with your common hangover or gassy and/or upset stomach.
by YouKnowWho2 March 10, 2008
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