Smocking

The process after smoking any kind of intoxicating inhalants, preferably a marijuana blunt.

Diego and Ivan just got done smoking a blunt, so they're smocking it now.

by lamenralus August 10, 2010

smocking

Whacking a fella in the balls when he's spacing out, done with an open hand for surprise purposes.

Bob got smocked in gym class when he didn't hear his name called for attendance. Bob smocked me while was asking marylou for a date, in the hall. Bob got a wicked smocking

by troutseason October 18, 2012

Smocking

When one feels the need to throw on a smock, and just chill. Chillin' in a smock is real nice.

Me - "Yesterday I was just sitting there playing some videogames, and I suddenly felt the need to do some smocking."

You - "Oh, lovely. Smocking is real nice, isn't it?"

Me - "Sure is. Real nice."

by Lbs. Twinkie September 5, 2011

Smocking

Trying to be a smartass and resulting in a typo. Alternative word for smoking by the President of the United States of America.

“Democrats can’t find a Smocking Gun tying the Trump campaign to Russia after James Comey’s testimony. No Smocking Gun...No Collusion.” @FoxNews That’s because there was NO COLLUSION. So now the Dems go to a simple private transaction, wrongly call it a campaign contribution,...
- Donald J. Trump

by Kirenuchiha1 December 10, 2018

Slacking

When you look at a girl's booty ;)

Ohhhh caught you slacking Daniel

by 6969696969696969696969696969:) December 5, 2019

Slacking

To be Edi

"dis guy edi is slacking"

by Lemon125 April 22, 2016

Smocking

Smocking is when someone in a public space is smoking into your face without any care, or when one smokes in inappropriate places.

Stop smocking near the bus station ffs!!!

I hate Smockers...

Can't you see Smocking is prohibited on this airplane?

by The Dikduktator December 11, 2018