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Floppy Skeeter

When the flaccid penis of a male is inserted inside of a bitch's mouth simultaneously as the balls. The male then sees how long he can keep himself flaccid or keep himself from "skeeting".
Hayden: "Hey bitch, give me a floppy skeeter."

Emily: "How do you expect me to fit your shaft and balls in my mouth at once?!"

Hayden: "Fine. You suck at Blowj's anyway!"

Love Peace Skeet Cheese 

possibly one of the greatest motto's in history, is a sentence wanting to say peace out or later coined by popular youtuber Timothy Delaghetto
person 1: peace out!
person 2: Love peace skeet cheese

Skeet 'n' retreat 

Skeet 'n' retreat (n.) - To copulate freely on the assumption that you're not going to be a bastard and leg it (never calling, writing or speaking again), and then legging it anyway.
1: You stickin' around once you've tapped that?
2: Na, man. Skeet 'n' retreat!
1: Word.

Skeet Feet

N. The act of a man ejaculating on a persons feet.
Damn, I totally gave that girl the case of the Skeet Feet last night.
Skeet Feet by The shaft November 2, 2013

mountain bartle skeet 

A cold, refreshing drink that is commonly referred to as Mountain Dew
Cletus does love himself some of that Mountain Bartle Skeet.
mountain bartle skeet by msvxt November 14, 2017

slap the sheets 

to participate in the act of sleeping
I couldn't slap the sheets until she licked the yoat off my leg.
slap the sheets by Tetay October 28, 2006