smert

cooler verison of smart, what you call someone that is beyond smart but not yet a genuis

I very smert.

by THECARLMAN June 6, 2018

Snert

Slang term referring to the act of insufflation (snorting) of any drug, but most often applies to lines of crystal methamphetamine

"Bro, do you want to Snert some meth with me?"
"Yeah lets be super gay and snert while watching tranny porn"

by Jack-the-stripper-ripper January 6, 2023

Sjer'ed

Forcing your mistress to wear bondage gear in public places

That sick bastard Dan totally Sjer'ed this woman - made her wear a dog collar and beg for forgiveness at setbreak of the show.

by DeadFan50 January 11, 2009

snert

Snot Nosed Egotistical Rude Teen. A term used in multiplayer internet game rooms to describe an unwanted participant who the terms used are applicable to.

Person 1: hey j00 all sux so muuch your all retrded this game sux ass 2
Person 2: Get out.
Person 3: God, what a snert.

by Antichrist Superstar August 6, 2004

smerting

Hiding an obvious erection from the peoples around you.

Cody was "smerting" away in the corner.

by OmegaZim October 27, 2010

snert

The sound from the back of your throat that comes when trying to subdue your laughter while talking; similiar to a snort.

In written form, an exclamation used as an indication of sarcasm.

"Oh, yeaaah! She meant every word of it(snert)!"

"(snert) She called him a WHAAAT?"

by sonni hopkins June 23, 2007

Sertop

When a man is receiving head/ a blowjob and is about to ejaculate, he pulls out and shoots his load into the giver's nose

Rob: Cassidy gave me head last night, and when she wasn't looking I gave her the sertop
Mark: Classic

by dopepisces August 8, 2017