Simpleton

A person who lacks common sense and who is foolish and gullible.

Person 1: Ur mom geyyyyyy
Person 2: STFU simpleton
Person 1: What is a simpleton?
Person 2: You
*Person 1 storms off angrily*

by fakename06 October 8, 2018

Splet

verb (used without object), spleep, splet·ing.
to take the rest afforded by a suspension of voluntary bodily functions and the natural suspension, complete or partial, of consciousness; cease being awake.

alt. to be Rob

alt. an activity particular to the NE of the Republic of Ireland, possibly to do with livestock; definitely to do with alcoholic beverages

I splet in

I spletted too much and now feel shame

Now, be good and have a nice early spleep

by The Great Mysterius July 11, 2019

Simpleton of Wellington

A foolish person

Adam Cordy is the Simpleton of Wellington

by The imple December 17, 2019

Sixlet

A demeaning term for a 6 year-old, or a 6th grader. Used with terms such as, annoying, irritating, etc.

"God, what an annoying Sixlet."
"Don't be mean, you were one too you know!"

by The Noid December 28, 2007

siglet

1.A small furry creature that lives between ur ass cheeks.
2. a wooden lawn gnome who kills small children.
3.Creatures u see when ur tripping on robitussin.

1.That guy I fucked last night had a siglet... now I think I caught it.
2.I enjoy watching siglets come out at night, it gets rid of those brats.
3.Last night I went robotripping and I married a siglet.

by TandF November 26, 2004

simpleton

someone who drives Chevys, drinks Budweiser, listens to Nickelback, votes Republican, and basically does absolutely NO thinking on their own, at all, just does/thinks/believes what advertising/media tells them.

My sister just got her third Dachsund and of course named it a people name: Charles; total lame yuppie-wannabe. And then Carl just bought a pickup truck, and of course it's a Chevy, his fourth one, cause he's an "All American", like the commercials tell him. He also had Nickelback blasting when he pulled up in it, and had a case of shitty Budweiser beer in the truck. God, my sister and my friend are both such a couple of simpletons.

by aquajerk/surly December 27, 2011

siplezz

a cool guy with big, giant muscles

yo bro you seen siplezz his muscles so large man

by siplezz July 20, 2020