Explain Simultaneous Equations

The thing you ask your stupid friend to define as a test of intelligence.

"Explain Simultaneous Equations."
"I can't, I'm too stupid."

by HappyCrocodile24 March 27, 2023

simultate

this is totally gay.

"i dont know how to interact with REAL people, so i simulate with people i meet off of message boards."

by christian February 3, 2005

simultant

simultaneous; synchronous.

There was a simultant telecast of the diva’s performance on three TVs.

by uttam maharjan March 17, 2012

Swimultaneous

Trying to stay in your swimlane, but other people aren't doing their work so you have to be in multiple lanes at once.

Jerry refuses to do his fucking job so I have to be swimultaneous again!

by Corporate Dumbass August 16, 2025

Simulpagenous

the state of having reached a concensus; i.e., being "on the same page".

I want to have a meeting to ensure that we are simulpagenous.

by prospero_rex May 10, 2009

Simulated Bacon Bits

A security guard

Guy: Your not even Bacon bits your SIMULATED bacon bits!

by The baconater August 1, 2009

simulpuneity

When two people in a conversation think of the same joke, or pun, at the same time.

Can be used like the popular usage of "Jinx" after two people say any word at the same time: when both people say, or know that the other is thinking, the same joke, punchline, retort, or pun, they can both say: "Simulpuneity!"

by serendipidoc April 16, 2010