by MrWaLtOnSFpErIoD December 19, 2018
Get the Simon Dickerson mug.One with an absolute brilliant mind and sense of humour. Literally an aphrodite. Will ask you about your health and never give up on you. The most genuine and humble friend you could ever have. She can perk you up and make you happy in moments even when you're at your lowest low. She's fair enough to light up your whole life. Everyone wants to be around her.
Usually not good with the money and keys and has hard luck finding a good roomie
Favourite snack includes pringles
Usually not good with the money and keys and has hard luck finding a good roomie
Favourite snack includes pringles
Genie: you have three wishes
Me: I wish I could be like simran
Genie: ok that's a pretty good wish, you still have three left that one's on me
Me: I wish I could be like simran
Genie: ok that's a pretty good wish, you still have three left that one's on me
by pringle_smackonmytiddyboosters March 8, 2019
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adjective: Simon-Proof
/SAI-munˌpro͞of/
1. A technical process used to produce an outcome and or product that will ensure that usage of said outcome/product is safe for the user (typically Simon) with the expectation that it will succeed with little to no fail.
2. A design of a product that ensures "newbies" to use such product safely with competency.
adjective: Simon-Proof
/SAI-munˌpro͞of/
1. A technical process used to produce an outcome and or product that will ensure that usage of said outcome/product is safe for the user (typically Simon) with the expectation that it will succeed with little to no fail.
2. A design of a product that ensures "newbies" to use such product safely with competency.
Example 1:
Engineer 1: May I ask for the safety rating of this machine?
Engineer 2: We've designed the machine to a Simon-Proof level factor of safety.
Example 2:
Host: This test will check on the performance and durability of the tools that you've made.
Host: Kevin are you ready?
Kevin: I've Simon-Proofed it the best I could.
Host: Alright
Engineer 1: May I ask for the safety rating of this machine?
Engineer 2: We've designed the machine to a Simon-Proof level factor of safety.
Example 2:
Host: This test will check on the performance and durability of the tools that you've made.
Host: Kevin are you ready?
Kevin: I've Simon-Proofed it the best I could.
Host: Alright
by Engineer_02 February 6, 2020
Get the Simon-Proof mug.Simran is fine as helllllll, has a hourglass/coca cola redbone typa figure even if she got hip dips they sexy as hell and make her look even more unique than she already is her ass and tits really be poppin and her face.....
GODAMMNNNN she is beautiful angelic and even tho im not christian damn her face looks like she came straight outta heaven she has stretch marks but arent even a bad thing theyre not even stretch marks, bruh they be tiger stripes matching her big feisty energy, she so seductive and sexy nd eye catching she may be bold in that way but shes the most loyal honest and caring person ever u will literally be blessed if u knew someone like her u would be hella hella blessed if u got to be her mans ...dont be a prick treat her like the queen she is if u mistreat her i guarantee she will forgive ur stoopid ass no matter how many times u hurt her she is so considerate and always puts other ppl above her nd it usualy takes her a lot of time to realise all her worth once she does and realises that she can do better than u and that she is not gonna accept being mistreated... u are fooked she can cuss a bitch out, dont be a dickhead to her cuz she will make u regret ur existence so DO NOT MISTREAT SIMRAN!!!!! simran is a bhaaadd bitch dont even try nd compete w her there will be jealous ppl out there tryna bring her down and maybe even impersonate her jus cuz all the dudes be crushing on her everyone wants her and she even makes the shy guys try and shoot their shot
GODAMMNNNN she is beautiful angelic and even tho im not christian damn her face looks like she came straight outta heaven she has stretch marks but arent even a bad thing theyre not even stretch marks, bruh they be tiger stripes matching her big feisty energy, she so seductive and sexy nd eye catching she may be bold in that way but shes the most loyal honest and caring person ever u will literally be blessed if u knew someone like her u would be hella hella blessed if u got to be her mans ...dont be a prick treat her like the queen she is if u mistreat her i guarantee she will forgive ur stoopid ass no matter how many times u hurt her she is so considerate and always puts other ppl above her nd it usualy takes her a lot of time to realise all her worth once she does and realises that she can do better than u and that she is not gonna accept being mistreated... u are fooked she can cuss a bitch out, dont be a dickhead to her cuz she will make u regret ur existence so DO NOT MISTREAT SIMRAN!!!!! simran is a bhaaadd bitch dont even try nd compete w her there will be jealous ppl out there tryna bring her down and maybe even impersonate her jus cuz all the dudes be crushing on her everyone wants her and she even makes the shy guys try and shoot their shot
“Uno simran, damn she is always looking fine asf snd no other female could compete w her...EVER”
“Simran is the kindest most caring loyal and attractive female, no person, ever to walk this earth”
“Simran is the kindest most caring loyal and attractive female, no person, ever to walk this earth”
by im jus amazing May 22, 2021
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by hexuannn June 1, 2023
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From the song Cops and Robbers by The Hoosiers.
From the song Cops and Robbers by The Hoosiers.
by Lukee ;) September 26, 2008
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