Simpologist

One who has professionally studied simps and their behavior and also can help overcome simping

Bro we need to take tom to a simpologist.

by Joekneeboi June 30, 2020

Gayshit Simpact

Also known as Gayshit In fact, its a shitty game for people who want ti gamble their life savings away.

Gayshit Simpact is a shitty game

by delayed420 August 7, 2022

simportant

Something that is simple and important at the same time.

To avoid the gum disease GINGIVITIS, it is very simportant to brush and floss your teeth regularly.

by kirupa June 23, 2013

Simpicide

A act in which a female streamer and/or E-Girl decimates their entire fan base by mentioning their husband or boyfriend on stream.

Holly Moresen fuckin' killed me, her last post was literally Simpicide man, I'm never donating money to her ever again.

by peachcarton97 March 18, 2020

Simposter

An individual who betrays for the sole purpose of indulging in the act of sexual intercourse.

Man that Aaron is such a simposter, he exposed my screenshots to try and get laid tonight!!

by elitisque September 28, 2020

simocash

A homosexual, who likes to spank off while watching young boys play sport. Eversince the tender age of 10 in a meat blender accident where he lost his testes he kept the distinct sound of a high-pitched kermit bitch.

If your voice breaks and you make an ass yourself, you will most likely be called a simocash.

If you enjoy watching young boys play sport, and imagine them pantless then you are a simocash

by sean williams June 25, 2004

Simocide

The act of murdering sims for pleasure and/or prophet

"I got bored with my sims so I commited simocide on him for my amusement."

by Tabza April 30, 2008