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Silicon simpleton

A not so intelligent and attractive woman who has silicon implants. Popularized by Alan Harper of Two and a Half men.
Charlie: "There was a time when it (his trick) would've worked."

Alan: "Yeah, back when you were dating Silicon simpletons"
by novicen00b January 12, 2011
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silicon heaven

The final resting place and afterlife for all electrical, mechanical, digital and bio-mechanical beings. Once they have done their duty of serving mankind, once they pass on, they live blissfully and peacefully for eternity in Silicon Heaven.
No Silicon Heaven? Then where do all the calculators go?
by Citz December 31, 2003
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"Rachel is such a silbit, everyone knows it!" Said Amy to her large group of friends.
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simian silicus

a more politically correct to refer to a "sand monkey" or an individual of middle eastern descent or terrorist.
It comes from the root words: Simian, Relating to, characteristic of, or resembling an ape or a monkey; and Silicus, a made up word that you can say is the latin definition of sand.
instead of calling someone a camel jockey call them simian silicus instead. It sounds more polite and they probably won't know that you're making fun of them.
by JasonS November 21, 2005
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Carbon/Silicon

A band formed in 2004 by Mick Jones (The Clash, Big Audio Dynamite) and Tony James (Generation X). They're an excellent band, and are vocal supporters of P2P. They have free downloads on their official site.
Billy: "Who's Carbon/Silicon?"
Me: "Excellent band"
by Jack Townshend April 24, 2006
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