Significant Brother

A committed partner in a long-term bromance.

Dirk: Hey, you wanna go to the bar tonight?

Lewis: Maybe but I'll have to check with my significant brother first.

by mommysdirtypillows October 19, 2009

Significant

The need or desire for a blowjob because you matter and are loved.

I gave you a back rub Jen and now I would like to feel significant .

by twostepbobby June 13, 2019

Significant Other Sabotage (SOS)

Those little things that your Significant Other does that cause you UNTOLD GRIEF & STRESS!!! These particular behaviors can NOT be changed. Ever. Period.

Significant Other Sabotage (SOS) is when they can't remember to lock the car doors when they park in the driveway at home. Their garage-door opener is in the car console. Your motorcycles, that you don't have theft insurance on, are in the garage.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!

by MotoCatfish December 12, 2008

significantly otherwised

Involved in a long term romantic relation..coupled (singular form)

I am not significantly otherwised so I'm free to make plans for next weekend.

by mj57 September 28, 2013

significant other

Having a "special someone" in your life who causes you to submit gag-inducing, flowery descriptions of them to UD; usually descriptions include how amazing they are at their sport of choice, how large their genitalia are, and how incredibly hot they are. May also include line about how they are occasionally a jerk.

Jill: OMG! I'm going to send UD a def about my significant other Ryan, because he's just SO hawt and sexay, and he's so awesome at football, and he gives such good head! Except when he's a jerk, I mean.

by Antipoet41 July 1, 2011

significant blubber

A large- sized or obese boyfriend, girl friend, spouse, or romantic partner

He showed up at the wedding reception with his significant blubber significant other obese partnern tow.

by Cosmicbloo August 29, 2017

Significant Other

Someone you don't have.

Okay you probably do. Significant other is someone that you love, someone you feel affectionate towards. Someone you proudly call yours and also the person who proudly calls you theirs.

How sweet.

Some guy: Hey, you single?
You or literally anyone: I have a significant other. Therefore, I am not single.
Some guy: .....Three-wa-
You or literally anyone: Absolutely not.

by Professional TikTok Ruiner October 27, 2019