single

When you are currently not in a relationship with a significant other.

It usually does not bother you, but the problems start when selfish and inconsiderate assholes rub in the fact that they have someone, and start saying they "love their oh-so-sexy boyfriends/girlfriends" and start going on and on about what he/she does for them, CAN do, and blah blah.

NOBODY CARES HOW GREAT HE/SHE IS TO YOU!! If you're taken, and love your partner a lot, then good for you, but for goodness's sakes, at least show some consideration for SINGLE people! Some of these people may even be heartbroken ones, who have been abused by past partners, or just simply some that are sick of hearing about some stupid narrow-sighted people who only see either how "hot" their partner is, or how much money he/she has.

Talk about your partner if you want to.. but.. just calm down about it. Your life does not fucking revolve around him/her, so don't act like it.

single person: Hi. I am single.

taken person: HIII! OMFG I'm TAKEN by OMG the BEEESSTT guy EVVVEERRR!! He's SOOO cute and OMFG we go to MOVIES together and do FRENCH KISSES and all!! YAYYY FLOWERS and ICE CREAM and PRESENTS!!! He's SOOO awesome and makes me SOOOO HAPPY!!!!

single person: -_-.... *walks away*

by SomeBadJoke October 6, 2006

singles awareness day

Alternate name for Valentine's Day (Feb. 14th), usually used in a negative sense by those who have no valentine.

I hate Singles Awareness Day.

by dbs_chicago February 14, 2006

Single women dating over 50

An ad you get while in school searching on here instead of working. Yeah that's right, I caught you. Get back to work.

Person 1: Hey dude, what is that ad?
Person 2: Single women dating over 50..?
Person 1: Lol you could use that.
Person 2: Fuck you. I'm not that old.

by I worship jerethy, our saviour April 11, 2022

single as a pringle

Not in a relationship

He is single as a pringle

by Talla May 3, 2018

single working mother

A common scapegoat for African-American-Italian males to justify being capable of sewing and buying designer clothing and sunglasses all while pretending to be broke.

Ben: Hey dude, you sew really well and have $300 designer sunglasses and a bottle of Gray Goose . Are you a fag or somethin?
Chris: I have a single working mother!

by ourfavouritegame March 23, 2010

Siege Timing

Holding an angle for 2 minutes expecting someone to come out, and then since nobody is coming you look away. The moment you look away, an enemy peeks that exact angle and kills you.

Rook: DUDE WHAT THE HELL I HELD THAT ANGLE FOR 2 MINUTES AND THEN THE MOMENT I LOOK AWAY I DIE?!

Doc: Typical siege Timing

by P_filippo April 17, 2022

Single Swag

Phrase used to describe one's single relationship status. Most often when a guy breaks up with his girlfriend. Guys are ususally happy when they use this term. A lot of the time a guy who has his single swag on is hot, sexy, fine or all of the above.

Girl 1- Are Joey and Sara still dating?
Girl 2- No, Joey has his single swag on.

Guy 1- I love flirting and grinding openly with every girl.
Guy 2- Yeah i'm so glad i have my single swag on again.

by strawberry14 November 10, 2010