shibbity shabbity shwank

Used when a need for randomness, or silence breaking is required. An answer when non is relevant

1.
Joe: ...
Joe: ...
You: Shibbity Shabbity Shwank.
Joe: True dat

2.
El: So are you a virgin?

You: Shibbity Shabbity Shwank.

El: Cool

by ILoserMan June 29, 2004

shwank seed oil

Shwank seed oil is a catchy term for sperm. Or something you tell your significant other she needs, when you want a little TLC...

I tell my wife she looks like she could use a little shwank seed oil....

by JimmyDB October 12, 2016

va-dank-a-shwank

the name of the mix drink consisting of vodka and squirt. gets you super crunk and fast

va-dank-a-shwank the family drank

by writergrl25 February 17, 2010

Shwanked

When a man or woman Performs Masturbation to Shay Wes Photography's Profile Picture or other pictures on Facebook. Shortened version of Shay-Wanker

Hey, Kenny what did you today? Oh Nothing, sat around and Shwanked...but don't tell my girlfriend (Wife).

by Tiphers June 29, 2011

Shwank

A Shwank is a shit and a wank (masturbation) at the same time.

Alright lads i’m off for a Shwank.

by king wee wee June 13, 2019

Shwank

Having a shit and wanking at the same time 😂

Nobody:

Absolutely nobody:
Kieran: right imma go and have a shwank

by Kieran Redford September 17, 2019

Shwank

The act of being Shwanky, to be cool and full of life and energy, to have the ability to look cool a bad looking outfit, or be able to make the best of a worst situation.

"Bro did you see that girl last night, she had that shwank."
"Really? Man I wish I could get with a girl that had shwank."

by Magmaboyx8 May 18, 2021