chad schultz

The antithesis of the Virgin Braima. Will deliver high-quality chemistry lectures at a moments notice. Is gloriously bald with a luscious goatee. Does not assign required homework but the students do it anyways out of sheer respect. His arms will always flail as he becomes enraptured by the sound of his own navy-trained vocals. Calls on all the quiet kids.

I hear you have Chad Schultz for chemistry, you will get an A.

by ragles November 18, 2019

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Shulzy

the act of performing a hot carl and a dirty sanchez simultaneously while drinking the breast milk of a Cambodian immigrant.

Robert Shulz holds the record for the most consecutive Shulzys on a full moon.

by roberts anal adventure June 5, 2010

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Schultz Disease

To deny knowledge of a situation to avoid responsibility of knowing about a situation and so to appear innocent.

From Sergent Schultz of Hogan's Heroes catch phrase "I know nothing. I see nothing."

Marc: I know Sarah told you what really happened. Tell me.
James: I'm sorry, I have Schultz Disease.

by Lulupop April 28, 2010

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Filthy Shulte

When a girl goes into a restroom stall with all her stuff, gets her period, and doesn't wash her hands afterwards.

"Woah that chick is a filthy shulte!"

"I hate you! Just go to the bathroom you filthy shulte!"

"Mr. Rutledge, im a filthy shulte....can you rape me?"

"Oh Peter, you filthy shulte!"

by BROOGAN! June 3, 2009

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Shult

A word that can be placed just about anywhere in a sentence. Another way it can be used is by saying "holy shult". It can be used as if you're saying "what the fuck" or just "shit". Really it can be used for whatever you are feeling at that point.

Where the hell is the shult.

Holy Shult dude!

by A real Shultster January 2, 2014

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