Selectively Shomer

A Jew who is only shomer with Certain people and at Certain times.

Someone who doesn’t touch members of the opposite sex for religious reasons, however when a hottie wants to hook up, they make an exception.

My friend Shifra, told me she was shomer but I saw her touch Dovid the other day so I guess she’s Selectively Shomer.

-or-

Person 1: her Rivka wanna hook up on the next Shabbaton?
Rivka: no I’m shomer

Person 2: hey Rivka wanna hook up on the The next Shabbaton?
Rivka: omfg of course babe

Person 1: What? I thought you were shomer?!?

Rivka: haha no I’mSelectively Shomer!

by @sarahbellaweasley December 29, 2019

scrome

giving head, sucking dick or eating pussy

Shut yo ass up and give me scrome, nigga.

by Tha Female Head Doctor February 7, 2005

shomer

To abstain from touching the opposite sex due to a moral or religious upbringing

Levi is most definitely not Shomer, he loves touching woman.

by this is my pseudonym was taken February 7, 2017

shrime

One who behaves in such a manner, e.g. dork.

Tim and Terry were acting like shrimes last night.

by EH of HB October 18, 2007

shrombi

it is a big buffoon, originated at st george and st shenouda coptic orthodox church, 2008

A shrombi is Someone who is really dumb

by pavloviches February 6, 2009

Syrome

A small little elf that hides in small places and likes to jump out on people. This "Syrome" is also another word for the word gangster but could also be called a Jon or a Jonny Elf.

If someone acts like an elf you can call them a "syrome"

"Yo man your such a syrome!"

by Goldenhalk September 20, 2009

Shromez

jiggle my balls and call me Jamal

Shromez once said “Jiggle my balls while calling me Jamal”

by Shromez April 26, 2021