shrooming

the act of going to a cow pasture, or an open field with cow pies on them, at any hour of the day. Specifically looking for psylocibib mushrooms, in order to sell or consume at a later date. (or while picking)

-"Dam i dont have any money"
-"hey why dont we go shrooming and get some mushrooms?"
-"Are we gonna sell em or eat em?"
-"both."

by crackabegood February 3, 2007

Shrooming

To be experiencing a psychedelic trip brought about by the ingestion of Magic Mushrooms.

Mr Bush and Mr Blair say they have been hearing voices from god!, they must be shrooming man.

Why is Rampton licking the mirror maaaan?,' he says it's a portal to another dimension and
he's licking a aliens face, he's off his tits, he's "shrooming" big time!....

by Rampton April 19, 2006

scrolling

When used in the correct context scrolling can be considered quite sexual, especially amongst nerds. The act of scrolling involves basically performing any sex act imaginable. This allows nerds to have awkward conversations without being awkward at all.

"Hey baby wanna scroll up and down through some websites later?"
"Only if you push all my right buttons if you know what i'm saying...maybe even double click a little."
"Sounds great i'll bring the firewall, don't wanna catch any viruses."
"Guess we'll be scrolling all night long."

by Art M. Typal November 1, 2011

anal shrooming

A fad going around where people take psychedelic mushrooms and instead of ingesting them orally, they place it inside of their anus. This has gained in popularity since the media has reported teens using vodka-soaked tampons in their anus to get drunk.

"Let's get high"

"Yeah man sounds like a good time for some anal shrooming!"

by canterlot November 28, 2011

shrooming

to search for, and pick, shrooms.

I'm going shrooming this Saturday.

by Mark Adamson September 25, 2003

Shrodingers Dog House

When you are simultaneously in the dog house and not in the doghouse.

Opening the front door to be confronted by your partner will end the state of quantum superposition and reality collapses into one possibility or the other.

If we stay out for another beer we engage Shrodingers Dog House..

by fatmandy January 25, 2019

Shrodinger’s 420

a way of making a 4:20 smoke session that you weren't properly prepared for by not checking a clock again after seeing it says 4:20. According to Shrodinger, it is both still 4:20 and not 4:20 so long as you don’t see a clock, so take your time and smoke when ready!

Dude, we’re gonna have to do a Shrodinger’s 420 because I still have to roll a joint!

by CannaWhoopA55 April 28, 2020