Wattpad spasmic

People (often 12/13 year olds) who post five-page stories on Wattpad in first-person, then connect that to Facebook in the dim hopes that someone will recognize them for the literary talent they are not.

That girl is a real Wattpad spasmic, she wrote two pages with a fuck load of mistakes with the promise of more when she gets twenty likes

by Percivail September 28, 2013

spasmo

A spacker or otherwise debilitated individual.

Vivian you spasmo!

by Ian Chode April 3, 2003

spasmastic

To be so excited that they are having spasms.
To be extreamly excited.

Dude, that is so spasmastic.

by Rohit Saxena September 27, 2005

spasmatic monkey twitch

Someone with the shakes or a tremor.

If that fool with the spasmatic monkey twitch were to shave, he'd slice his throat.

by micaela Krause November 16, 2007

spasma

A combination of spasm (or spastic, spaz) and asthma.
The condition suffered by a kid who flips out to the point of losing his breath and needs a shot from his inhaler.

Dude, settle down. Don't forget about your spasma.

or

What's wrong with J?
Oh, he's got a rare form of asthma called spasma.

by Mark Long September 24, 2007

Sparta Spasm

The act of putting an end to a post or topic on any social networking site or forum by randomly posting irrelevant topics in hopes of forcing anyone to leave that post. Must be done in rapid succession in order to work properly. Often referred to Spam, but much, much worse.

Person #1: No shit, Sherlock.
Person #2: Well fuck you Watson.
Person #1: Well fuck you Sherlock.
Person #2: Well fuck you watson
Person #3: Ruin post Sparta Spasm powahs...ACTIVATE!!! IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZAR BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!SHROOMSDAWHOOPTODAMAX AND WE GOTZ DAH PANCAKE MIX!!! YOU AIN'T GOING TO HELL WITHOUT TEH PANCAKE MIX!!! MUDKIPZ EATIN TEH DONUTS LIKE A BOSS ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED OBJECTION
Person #1: WTF?
Person #3:SPARTA-DONUT-SHROOMS-LIKE A BOSS-SHOOP DA WHOOP-NO BLASPHEMY OR MADNESS-EPICNESH-WIN THE INTERNET-SPAZZMATAZZ-BEYOTCH SLAPPETH-PEDO REPELLANT-POKETH PROTECTION-NO EPIC DELAYED REACTION PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWCCCCH-ANTI INTANGIBLE PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWCCH-WITE FAGGOT REPELLANT-BOOM! HEADSHOT BEYOTCH-NEVER LOSE THE GAME-THE CAKE IS NEVER A LIE-1337-42-WE GOT DAH PANCAKE MIX-YOU BE TROLLIN-SCREWDEMCAPMERZI'LL360NOSCOPETHEIRASSAWSHIZTHEYJACKINGMYBANSHEEINMIDAIRLOCKEDONKLLFROMTHEGRAVE-MAGICALPONIEEEEEEEEEZZZZZZZZ-TEH PRECIOUS SHROHOHOHOHOHHOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMZZZZZSSSSAAAAAAAAHHHHH-PRECIOUS... PRECIOUS...THE PRECIOUS!!!!! I MUST HAS IT NAO!!! DAH SHROOMZSAH!!!-SQUIRRELAIDSNOES-ON DAH BOATMUDDAPHUKER DON'TCHUEVURFURGET-OHTHEREHEIS-MEEP-SPASM POWAHZ ACTIVATE-MOAR ACHIEVMENTS YEAH BICH-RAWR-SHIZZLESNAPPLES

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by O HAI DER, WAN SUM SHROOMZ? July 23, 2010

golfer spasm

When something doesn't go your way, and you begin to throw things around, esp. at people. Phenomenon discovered by caddies who realized that rich bratty golfers begin to throw clubs and other equipment at caddies when they play poorly. Very common occurrence at Country Clubs.

Did you see Murphy after he missed his putt? He threw a club at his caddie! A real golfer spasm

by zamorak November 26, 2013