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Sloucher

A sloucher is a person who sucks the insides of live or uncooked crustation out into their mouth (chewing it) and spits it back into the crustation. A sloucher repeats this motion until the insides of the crustation are somewhat liquified. Finally the person ingests the Slouche
there for deeming them a Sloucher.
Shawn says, "Hey guys, you want go to Red Lobster and go crab slouching"

or

Hey shut the fuck up you fucking crab sloucher!
by Lance@assO.com September 3, 2005
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Stouche

A sexy man, or stud, who is also a douche-bag.
I just wanna sit on that stouche's face, maybe then he would shut the fuck up.
by Pukus November 29, 2011
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shouch

1. Used as a contraction of SHIT and OUCH, Usually encountered when saying shit and hurting oneself.

2. A poor marijuana reference.
1. Bill, hand me that- SHOUCH!! I touched the hot iron.

2. Pass me that Shouch bro, I'm gettin stoned like a mother fucker.
by Viper089 December 15, 2007
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Stouche

The definition of douche and being stupid at the same time.
Jack is such a douche
No! more like a stouche
by kcas June 8, 2011
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Skouche

(Pronounced like "Douche") When one or more individuals say the same word at the same time one may say "Skouche" and the other/ others may not speak until their name is said by someone other than themselves. (Referred to as "Being Skouched")
Rules:
1) For every word you speak while "Skouched" you earn a punch in the arm.
2) Cannot skouche songs, jingles, or chants.
3) Cannot skouche the word salamander.
4) If more than one person says skouche at the same time, the first to repeat the word skouche wins. In the event that it is said simultaneously more than twice, rock, paper, scissors is used to determine who is skouched.
5) Name must be spoken by another person that is with you. Phone calls, answering machines, etc. do not count.
6) If you mistakenly skouche punch someone they are allowed to punch you back an equal amount.
I just skouched this guy, no one say his name.

A-"Why did you hit me?!" B-"That's five more..."
by The Nater February 13, 2013
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Slouche Bag

A sluttty douche bag. Applies to both men and women, but Ke$ha in particular.
Ke$ha ditched her friend at the party and acted like a complete slouche bag by dry humping every dude in the room.
by NotSage September 10, 2010
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Snouched

Snouched is when someone is licking out a woman and the person being licked out then sneezes and shits themselves onto the person who's licking them out
Alexandra was lying on the bed with her legs spread while Johnny was licking her out until she snouched all in johnnys hair
by Mac_69 June 21, 2016
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