Shorthand

- A variation of giving someone the finger┌∩┐(◣◢)┌∩┐ flipping the bird (A hand gesture which represents saying Fuck you or Fuck off) which is used with the intention to insult - with the exception of the pinkie finger is used instead of the larger middle finger - therefore referred to as "shorthand" and tends to be less offensive.

Bob got pissed off when an old bitty line jumped - so instead of giving the old bitch a full one finger salute - he gave it to her in shorthand.

by Silly Sunnystration October 19, 2012

Verbal shorthand

Verbal shorthand is shortening a word or two so that it is easier and faster to say

Ling room is verbal shorthand for.living room when spoken.

by Jw rules January 12, 2018

executive shorthand

Executive shorthand (ES): RNAs proprietary system of making characters the words they sound like in writing.
A
I
O - owe, oh
E
U = you
Y = why, wye
B = Be
C = see, sea, or si (Spanish for yes)
D
F
G
J = jay
L = ell, el (Spanish male the)
M = em. Eminem
P = pee
Q = question
R = are, our
S = es (Spanish for is)
T = tee
V = vee
W = Washington, D.C.
X = ex
Z = zilch
$ = cash app
@ = other money transfer app
101001000 = ten one hundred one thousand (sw us gang)
1st = first amendment, freedom of speech under Constitution of United States 1789.
- Rob Alm
- Call me at 619-997-2233 XO PE

I can read in executive shorthand - can U ?

by Rob Matrix August 3, 2019

shotard

An individual whose body, after taking a shot, has a gag reflex that eliminates the shot from reaching its final destination.

Look at that Shotard puke all over my persian rug!!!

by stephanie ling esteban torres May 10, 2006

California Shorthand

Another word for a text

Bruce-yo guy shoot me a california shorthand when your done!
George- ight bruce

by Yokas June 6, 2011

shootard

some gun toting idiot that fires a gun in public places at innocent people

That crazy 'shootard' killed 3 people!

by momo64 December 15, 2011

smarttarded

when you can be smart, but make retarded remarks that have people wondering if your game in smarts is really that big or if you're just playin'.

when someone names the obvious.

Joe: I want an apple.
Bob: That sounds good. Did you know that apples grow on trees?
Joe: Boi you're smarttarded.

by lulu0725 November 8, 2017