hot-shortness

hot-shortness: Selma Hayek

Selma Hayek is the epitome of hot-shortness.

by position_x_force March 2, 2005

shortie

Female who is primarily interested in a short-term relationship.

Antonym of 'wifey'.

I do not enjoy staying committed to one girl, as my immature narcissistic world view prevents me from doing so. Therefore I maintain an alternating stable of shorties, due to my nature as a thoughtless womanizer ignorant of how my irresponsible actions affect others.

by God I hate the perpetuation of commercial 'urban culture' in modern hip-hop and R&B music. January 10, 2008

Shortism

The ability to write a whole sentence with shortened or slanged words.
usually used by online gamers or people who type slow.

Tony:lol k,gf u.
^^
Translation
vv
-laugh out loud- Okay, Good fight you.


devon:why you using shortism?

by Converse_Dottor February 17, 2009

Bully your shortest friend day!

It’s in the name idiot...

Hey! It’s bully your shortest friend day!

by GalaxyCat5000 December 11, 2019

shortism

An irrational belief that acting like an ass might somehow improve ones stature among his or her peers, but such antics usually diminishes that person in overall size.

What a little shit. His shortism is giving me a pain in the ass.

by Sqeeezer May 31, 2007

trombone shortie

An instance in which flatulence occurs during the performance of rim job on a person of minute stature, resulting in a Dizzy Gillespie-like puffing of the (facial) cheeks.

I've heard that particular midget prostitute has been responsible for more than one trombone shortie.

by Lucius Confucius October 27, 2011

shotties

An extended version of calling "shotgun" for the front seat of the car. You can call "shotties" for anything you want.

"Shotties for the last piece of candy!"

by Marlene Rodriguez December 28, 2005