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Reverse strawberry shortcake

Basically the opposite of strawberry shortcake. Instead of the male ejaculating on a girls face and popping her in the nose. The female gives a blow job and than spits the semen on the guys face and punches him in the nose. The blood and semen is like the strawberry and icing on a shortcake.
So last night I was gettin head and blast in her mouth. Next thing you know she spits it all over me and socks me in the face. It looked like a fuckin reverse strawberry shortcake. I am going to kill that bitch.
by Tronixx August 23, 2007
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Shortstack

A shortstack is a girl who is around 4’-9” - 5’3” and has big boobs, thick thighs, and a fat ass
I picked up that shortstack we saw at the diner yesterday, perfect size for what I want to do with her
by Doooooooom May 13, 2022
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shortstop

To use salt, pepper or condiment yourself before passing it to the person who requested it, typically done to exert dominance over requestor.
Man, every time I ask Mark to pass the salt, he fucking shortstops it and uses it first, whether he needs it or not.
by Mark Scott 69 April 21, 2008
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Strawberry Shortcake

1. A popular dessert made of a form of layered cake with strawberry toppings.

2. A toy and media franchise that originated from greeting cards.

Can also refer to a number of violent or disturbing sex acts invented by sexless pre-teens.
The only thing I'll ever have sex with is my Strawberry Shortcake doll.
by Maroniak October 21, 2010
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Shoutcaster

Live commentaries, normally of video games such as Starcraft 2. Normally requires A LOT OF SHOUTING. Hence the name....derp
Totalbiscuit, Day 9, and Huskystarcraft are all shoutcasters
by The Laddergoat October 22, 2011
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Shortstop

Up the skirt, undies still on. If this is as far as you get, its only slightly less frustrating than repeatedly taking a shovel to the head. Often resulting in blue balls. Stopping a guy at shortstop was ruled cruel and unusual punishment by the Geneva Convention of 1946.

See also first and a half base.
I thought I was gonna get some poontang last night, but just as I was about to give her the Shocker she stopped me at shortstop. So I had to go home and play with my Trogdor.
by Anonymous March 16, 2003
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Yeet your shortest friend day

yeet your shortest friend day is amazing
by FruitLaverne November 4, 2019
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