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The shoots

The simple union of the words shit and toot. The shoots are when one cannot control one's own bowel. The shoots can also be used to describe when one thinks they are going to toot, but then he or she actually shits his or her own pants.
Sam: "Where are you?"

Cassie: "Sorry, I'm running late. I had the shoots all day and couldn't leave the toilet."
by Crosby, ND, CJ March 17, 2012
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shoot!

a guamanian slang use in replacement of or after 'goodbye'and all its other synonyms. Also Sometimes used as 'Shoo Shoot'.
by tiggs May 30, 2006
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shoot

Every time that I manage to get Nancii's underpants off, I shoot before I can get into her.
by Jake March 24, 2004
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shoots

A word from Chaminade College in Toronto denoting that something is an obvious lie. In other words meaning bullshit. Often followed by a hand forming the shape of a gun.
1. I ahd sex with Jessica Alba last night.
2. Ok thats a shoots buddy!
1. No, I'm serious.
2. SHOOTS!
by Mr. Dark October 6, 2006
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shoots

person 1: Wanna c a pic?
person 2: shoots
by Stimpy May 13, 2005
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shoot it

a request to deliver, transmit, or give something.
"hey your boy got that info, you want it?"
"shoot it!"
by smellsOfStars June 20, 2019
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Shoot or Shoot

A term used among friends or acquaintances when when discussing a risky activity. It’s purpose is to encourage individuals to reach their full potential regardless of the consequences. In other words, to embody a full send mentally in all their undertakings.
Jason: should I send this?

Andrew: shoot or shoot.
by KsigRulez February 7, 2018
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