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shoeshine

n. - A member of the FBI or a similar plainclothes investigator for law enforcement, referring to their dress code requiring shoes to be highly polished.
Terry feared that if he kept downloading movies, the shoeshine would catch up with him.

(See also the first chapter of Tom Wolfe's "The Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test," titled "Black Shiny FBI Shoes," and Simon & Garfunkel's song "Keep the Customer Satisfied," whose narrator sings that he is "one step away from the shoeshine, two steps away from the county line.")
by Thus Blogged Anderson November 12, 2012
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Shoosh

Definitions listed in most common usage order.

1. verb. pheonetic (shoosh sounds like bush)
To silence, or cause someone to stop speaking. To tell someone to be silent. see also shut up.

2. verb. To tell or brush someone or something away or to send away. Variation of shoo!

3. Explative. An expression of shock. "Wow" or "Shoosh"!

4. Noun. A club also known as "The Secret Society of Shoosh".
A group of common friends who began meeting to conduct mock meetings and ceremonies usually before or after church events including weddings. They have come to use many new words such as, shoosh the verb, yurl Oh Yurla, blarg, indunction muncion, and cleavage.

5. Verb. Salutation, pheonetic (Shooosh!)
Synonym to the word "Hail". To hail someone is to acclaim enthusiasticly, or to salute or greet. Shoosh is used similarly by members of the "Shoosh society", named so after this word.
It originated from "shoosh" as previously defined meaning "be quiet" but was answered with "Shoosh!" So it became a substitution for "Hail".
"I can't take this noise anymore! Everybody Shoosh!"

"Is that what I think it is? Oh Shoosh!"

"Hey old buddy, Shoosh!" Reply: "Shoosh!"

"Have you yet become a member of Shoosh?"
"Blarg no! I havn't gone through the indunction munction yet!
"Oh yurla!"
by Thomual October 8, 2005
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Chicke Brau Shosh

The Hunan Lady Pronuciation of Chicken with brown sauce, a popular chinese dish in a certain suburb.
Customer: May I have chicken w/ brown sauce
Chinalady: You wahnt Chicke Brau Shosh
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shoosh mate

"Shoosh mate! I've heard enough."
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Shoshi

A word that's used when you want to tell someone to 'be quiet' or even worse, 'shut up.' Typically used for children who struggle with incessant talking or talking over adults and others.
Sam continued to ask for a toy over and over again. He was disrupting the classroom. The teacher said, 'shoshi.'
by OT WHIZ June 11, 2018
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Shooshin

Word for someone you consider your best friend and they are often very cute, loyal and special boofies.
Jey is my shooshin, I love him very much.
by idolschool July 13, 2018
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Shoeshining

The act of dressing up like a clown and riding a unicycle without a seat attached(anal penetration) while making balloon penises.
Eric: "How did your kids b-day party go?"
Chris: "Horrible! I didn't do a reference check on the clown I hired and the minute I turned my back he was Shoeshining in front of the kids"
Eric: "It could've been worse."
Chris:"No, after the party my wife left me for him."
by Mr.Tapout August 27, 2010
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