shumpt

When you take a shit and cum at the same time

Indeed, I have shumpt myself...

by KenaiCanoe_ December 31, 2020

shomper

A shomper can be defined in 2 ways, one being a fucked up shower and one being the entire surface area of a male cooch.

ex.1 "Yeah we can go out, but first its shomper time".
ex.2 "Fuck dude I gotta go, I got shomper stench"

by Azaze May 2, 2021

Shompu

meaning beautiful and pink in the face

Amanda was called a Shompu since she drank a mountain dew, read a book, and tied her shoes all at the same time.

by Lyi September 27, 2006

Scompton

see Scarlem - nickname for Scarborough, east-end Toronto. Once a white working class burb of modest 50s homes that produced a disproportionate amount of comedians such as Mike Myers, whose `Wayne's World' is set in a Chicago that is really supposed to be the Scarborough of his youth. Went seriously downhill from the 80s on and has many pockets of ghetto activity and Jamaican gangs.

"The most awesome roti in the T-Dot is at Don-a-You's Juices and Jerk on Morningside in Scompton. True dat."

by kdawggiest May 17, 2006

Shomit

The act of vomiting up feces after consuming it.

I just watched my dog shomit all over my new rug.

by Ray Ray's teacher May 5, 2012

Shoptailing

The art of shopping while enjoying numerous cocktails.

My fag and I spent our entire day shoptailing.

by Crackalyn Nagy December 31, 2006

Shomit

v. to purge oneself of personal intimate information as normal conversation to disinterested strangers, acquaintances or colleagues.

Jeri totally shomited about her drug addict alcoholic son during the entire tea break today.

by Maria Espia March 17, 2008