Shamps

Shamps is a nickname for some one who get shampoo in there eyes when they take a shower, no matter what they do!

Shamps: Dude i keep getting shampoo in my eyes!!

Waffle's: poor shamps

by SteelWaffle August 10, 2009

Shompu

meaning beautiful and pink in the face

Amanda was called a Shompu since she drank a mountain dew, read a book, and tied her shoes all at the same time.

by Lyi September 27, 2006

shoops

Blend form of "shit" and "oops", means small or accidental mistake which is not serious.

1.Did you call your mom?

-Oh, Shoops. I forgot it.

2. Can you edit this file for me?

-Shoops, I deleted your file. I am sorry.

by PrincessesApril November 14, 2017

Take you to the shops

As a code for saying 'cum' the slightly more polite phrase 'taken to the shops' can be used. Derived from saying i'd like to *PAUSE* to the shops with you to avoid using the word in the first place.

'Hey Cheryl Cole, I'd like to take you to the shops',
Cheryl- 'I've been waiting all my life for this'
This wouldn't actually be true, but hey, everyone can hope...

by biebs99 May 16, 2011

skomps

a celebratory exclamation of agreement used by someone who is drunk

found in the sleeping beauty :D

"that party last night was awfully crazy, i wish we'd taped it"
"skomps!"

by hello_there <3 July 14, 2009

shopshaming

The act of causing mental discomfort or shame toward a person who is out interacting with the public by shopping for needless or trivial things when they should be sheltered at home helping to curb the spread of a global pandemic.

I think it's time to do some shopshaming of that selfish, clueless bitch!

by zoomzoomer March 26, 2020

shemps

long hair bangs that hang past the person's nose

name after and as seen on the three stooges' "Shemp"

I took my hat off and my shemps covered my eyes

by AC slappy August 16, 2009