Papa Dick Shock

The shock a young, prepubescent boy experiences when he sees his father's penis for the first time. "Why is it so big and harry?" Papa Dick Shock is a necessary rite of passage for a young boy. Optimal Dick-shock ages: 5-9

Rupert: Oh my god Kevin, you shoulda seen my dad's wanker the other day! It was huuge compared to my mike and Ike, and there'a a forest around it!!

Kevin: Rupert, you dumbass, it took you this long to go through Papa Dick Shock?

by Shoot The Five November 8, 2016

sack shock

The period after a sack tapping, in which an exquisite pain is felt, often leading to a state of nausua and flinching whenever somebody makes a quick movement in your general direction.

Joe went through sack shock after getting tapped while getting a titty twister.

by thebirdman9999 March 16, 2007

letsougenic shock

A cardiac condition found after specific surgical procedures

That man is in letsougenic shock, you can tell by the devices and medications he needs.

by whodovudu May 13, 2016

Shock Rap

A style of Rap where the lyricists rhymes about random and outrageous topics to "shock" the listener upon hearing it. The most well-known artist to adopt a Shock Rap style is EMINEM.

"I like happy things, I'm really calm and peaceful//
I like birds, trees, I like people//
I like funny things, that make me happy and gleeful//
Like when my teacher sucked my wee-wee in preschool//
The ill type, to stab myself with a steel spike//
While I blow my brain out, just to see what it feels like//
Cause this is how I am in real life//
I don't wanna just die a normal death//
I wanna be killed twice//
I just wanna scare somebody, with a gun threat//
When they're high off of drugs//
They haven't even done yet//
So bring the money by tonight, cause ya wife//
Said this is the biggest knife, she ever saw in her life//
I try to keep it positive, and play it cool//
Shoot up the playground//
And tell the kids to stay in school//"

- I'm Shady by EMINEM: classic example of Shock Rap.

by Mr.Jassssin August 12, 2009

shnookims

Coined by Oran Duke in 1989, shnookims is a cute nickname given to a loved one, often used by lovers to show gratitude.

I love you shnookims.

Shnookims, can you open this jar of pickled olives, you're so strong, I love you.

by Norman Patterson September 6, 2010

Shock Seed

When a person is aroused or romantically attracted to lightning bolts or vegetation/plants.

Holy cow! That lightning bolt turned me on. It’s because i’m shock seed.

No one does me better than tulips in a garden.

by Tulip Luvr March 10, 2022

bam shock dodge

The player who is dodging a thunder shock in the game Mario Kart. If a racer is using a bullet or star and the other racer used a thunder shock. The player must say: bam, shock dodge.

"But bam shock dodge again, Wauw im on fire. Total skill, this guy got nothing on me men"

by Gerasny March 27, 2018